She sent me two videos 🤤🤤

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From Oblock da family

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She sent me two videos 🤤🤤🤤

by oblockdafamily April 30, 2024

too turnt two wheels

The local alcoholics that have duis in the town of Lasalle/Peru and ride their bikes everywhere including to the bars and their jobs

I just saw too turnt two wheels ride his bike to the liquor store

by Bk2333 January 8, 2015

forty-two okay

A dumb way of censoring 420, especially in a public environment. Can also be a replacement for the word weed. Just based off of the hand sides for 4, 2, and 0.

He looks like he got some forty-two okay...

by ImNotAFurryISwear April 10, 2020

Two Twenty

A Volunteer Firefighter who has 2 years in the Department but acts and talks as though he has over 20 years of experience; hence: "Two-Twenty."

John is such a two twenty! He joined 3 months ago and suddenly now knows everything!

by DelcoHoagie August 22, 2016

two pennies and a half smoked cigarette

The amount of payment you are willing to give to a cheap hooker with leprosy; how much you'd would give your best friend for a blowjob from them

"I payed Betty two pennies and a half smoked cigarette for a blowjob, but only got herpes out of it."

by McDonalds Pizza February 24, 2021

Two Face

When you shave off only half of your Pubes. Turner Woods invented this.

Man, did you see Joe the other day? He is rocking a Two Face.

by WoodenShard November 29, 2022

Two shakes

A quick hand job using both hands.

Went up to her bedroom for two shakes before heading to the party.

by Leaf on the Wind September 10, 2021