jack nuts

when a gentleman has very small testicles (or possibly humongously large ones)

check out the jack nuts on him, he looks like brad micklea!

by biz markee August 21, 2003

left nut

the left testicle

a left wing screwball

anyone on the political left

Those left nuts sure are radical insane extremists and they sure do like to suck eachother's left nut.

by you left guys all suck the left nut March 16, 2005

Quantum Nut

A Quantum Nut is where you and a homie create two dimensions: one in which both nut at different times and one in which both nut at the same time. Because it is more common to nut at different times, it is a more rare scenario for you to nut at the same time. In a Quantum Nut, you and a homie nut at the same time, placing both in the more rare dimension, ultimately making you the most rare of your own specific kind.

“Yo Eli did I just busted my last nut before No Nut November at 11:59:50”.

“Holy mackerel my friend; me as well”.

“Eli, I believe we have just put ourselves in a Quantum Nut”.

by PeetoElCheeto October 31, 2019

nibba nut

That girl you've always tried to smash and when you do it it stays in your mind as one of the best nuts. People can also be your nibba nut if someone is your nibba nut you are working hard to smash

Situation one: I had a nibba nut last night

Situation two: Katie is my nibba nut

by Louis Mccaffery April 19, 2018

breakfast nut

When you wake up first thing in the morning and immediately suck off your partner.

I woke up next to my boyfriend, and he gave me a breakfast nut.

by dark_man August 6, 2015

marshmallow nuts

A over weight male who is a pussy.

Be carfull what you say around him cas he has marshmallow nuts

by L to the mother fucking T August 27, 2009

gunk nut

expect the kind of shit you'd normally expect from that jack bollocks.

Jack is a gunk nut..

by Anonymous April 12, 2003