Crack Monkey

What you call someone that does crack and runs around scaring people

The guy at the beach acted like a crack monkey

by funguy2568 July 24, 2022

Monkey ballsack

When your balls be mad itching

dude1: i have Monkey ballsack
dude2:same

by Poopyfan887 June 13, 2022

Sour Monkey

Getting a Blow Job after not showering for at least 2 weeks.

"Dude, this chick totally threw up after I gave her a Sour Monkey!"

by Temmy29 June 14, 2022

Monkey Rapist

Someone who rapes monkeys

I rape monkeys, I’m a monkey rapist

by CoochCollector June 20, 2022

Monkeys wedding

Some wack phrase that South Africans use when its raining but sunny that the same time

Person 1: Yo dude it's a monkeys wedding

Person 2: bru that's so jas

by Nan (sapling) July 3, 2022

Frothy Monkey

A sexual act in which one inserts a banana into the anus, then proceeds to have vigorous anal sex until a fine frothy mess of banana and semen is created. The recieving partner then pushes the mixture out into their hand and throws it at the other person(s).

I hope I don't get pink eye after she nailed me in the eyes when we were doing the Frothy Monkey last night

by Frothiest Monkey September 4, 2022

Porsche Monkey

Any primate with an unyielding appreciation for luxury German automobiles.

Gary's favorite Porsche Monkey is the macaque.

by Give me a high Fife September 7, 2022