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manlet of the night

A manlet prostitute who markets his sad and submissive sexual services exclusively to Leather Daddies because obviously no woman is going to pay to have sex with a manlet. The petite and effeminate manlet of the night counter-intuitively plies his lowly trade in broad daylight in front of Lady Foot Lockers, where the sensationally stunted sissy manlet shamelessly prances around wearing nothing but lace panties, high heels and a training bra as he puffs on a Virginia Slims cigarette with both of his tiny, little hands while desperately hoping to earn some quick cash to get his fix of platform shoes and height boosting insoles. The manlet of the night's more affluent clientele can book a derisory and tenth-rate sissy manlet yacht party by inviting multiple manlets of the night to spend the day uselessly floating around in half nutshells in the unfortunate client's outdoor swimming pool while wearing microkinis and high heels as the girlishly giggling manlet boys oil each other up, frolic and play grab-ass like the diminutively elflike fairies that they are.
Sarah: Wow, it's really pouring down today! Hey, what's that scuttling around on the ground over there? Stacy: It appears to be a manlet of the night who has fashioned a used condom into an improvised raincoat. Sarah: Yuck! Manlets are just gross! Stacy: So true. Hahahahaha!
by ManletDepreciator August 27, 2024
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Night in shining armor

When you forge a condom shaped object out of metal to fit around your ding a ling and have anal sex with someone while they poop on the metal condom
Last night my gay fag boyfriend used the knight in shining armor on his best friend
by Georgesbored July 28, 2025
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Henna Night

something made up by gen alpha, it has no meaning to it and is used like skibidi, Ohio, and rizz and shit like that
you gonna have a henna night bro fo reel
by FlabbyPancakeSause May 20, 2025
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legacy night

A great night with all ur friends the night b4 u kill urself
"Imma have a legacy night with the boys"
by Gdft_SSalute_ November 10, 2022
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Listen to them. Children of the Night. What music they make.

Dracula’s quote to Jonathan Harker after he invites him into the castle & to dinner. This is him appreciating the howls of the wolves he controls with his powers outside.
Listen to them. Children of the Night. What music they make.
by Superjuliam March 23, 2024
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Thursday night Friday

When you celebrate on Thursday night like it is Friday night because of Boys To Men.
by boys2men69420 June 12, 2020
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Apocal Night

Monthly tradition in which all Smiters must pull off an all nighter on the 25th of said month.
Ymir: “Yo boys hop on its Apocal Night”

Ra: “Shit bro let’s run up some conquest
by Kratos Main February 24, 2023
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