Potato alarm clock

When you wake up to someone shitting the turd the size of a potato into your mouth

Person sleeping: (snoring with mouth open)
Significant other: (loud grunting)(massive shit falls out into sleeping persons mouth)
Person sleeping: (wakes up and eats potato sized turd)
Significant other: "you're welcome for your potato alarm clock"
Person sleeping: "Thanks baby that was the best one yet!!!"

by LittleSinep November 23, 2021

Sweet potato

They belong in the ocean with the mangoes and raisins

Did you see that sweet potato?
It belongs in the ocean

by Destroyer of mangoes May 8, 2021

Potato coffee

Some cringy ass kid who got held in anger and being strongest in the friend group (he’s being put in a slideshow on an account called @ggsp1r1tz1). You’ll see why

Potato coffee is not him and therefore getting touched up his bum 😭😭☝️☝️🍑🍑

by Daniel Larrison January 3, 2024

potato sandwich

A placeholder: A noun for whenever you can't think of anything to say.
or
Something a bearded man says when all hope is lost and it's well passed 4am.

CLICK ON THE POTATO SANDWICH

by Tyrusnnao January 23, 2018

Potato

An overdramatic hoe <3
Is married to bee <3
Is very fucking fruity <3

#stantwice
#Bee’s ex can die <3 XOXO

Really short for what 🙄

Potato is such a hoe!

by HottieThotties May 8, 2023

potato

a potato is god if you not like potato you wil suffer

al hail to the potato

by bollenvis March 27, 2024

Potato Breakfast

The sad, flavorless, and often uncooked meal that most Russian citizens have come to know. Became popular after the widespread collapse of their economy and the mass exodus of food imports to their Motherland. This meal became increasingly more widespread starting middle of March, 2022 and lasted until the summer of 2060.

Sergey: did you see the Canadians and Brits get clapped by cruise missiles in Mauripol?

Juan-Carlos: no mames how was potato breakfast wei?

by Juancarloswei March 16, 2022