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๐Ÿ› AKAKU๐Ÿ› rule #628 without ๐Ÿ› , ๐Ÿ™, a period, or by itself. We must only word AKAKU like that. โ€œAkaku๐Ÿ˜ปโ€ โ€œAkaku๐Ÿ‘ปโ€ and such other emojis are not to be with our blessings AKAKU.
by AKAKU AKAKU AKAKU November 1, 2020
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Manjeet's 5 Very Important Rules

The 5 rules all Manjeetists follow:
1. Thou shalt not do The Manjeet Gallop without my prior consent.
2. Thou shalt not use Manjeet's name in vein.
3. Thou shalt not judge me because i enjoy doing The Manjeet Tugboat.
4. There is no rule number 4.
5. Thou shalt not question why there is no rule number 4.
I believe in Manjeetism, so i follow Manjeet's 5 Very Important Rules.
by Manjeet The Almighty February 21, 2009
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48 hour rule (hooking up)

When trying to get with a girl and something/someone inturrepts it, one has 48 hours to seal the deal. If failed one spirals deep into the friend zone
john: Hey man my dad walked in on me and stacy last night.
rick: bro you got 48 hours to seal the deal or else its the friend zone for you.
john: ohhh the 48 hour rule (hooking up)
by mileyswag October 31, 2011
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rule 86 of the man code

if a cop sees a pretty woman he needs to ask if he can see her breasts
hello mam by rule 86 of the man code I must ask to see your breasts
by jon jon the man October 14, 2018
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gas station rule

When traveling to a gas station or store in a car, everyone gets their seat back when returning to the vehicle, if in the store for less than 20 minutes.
-Shotgun!

-no, you n00b! Gas station rule!
by Bryan C. July 20, 2008
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five seconds rule of the public toilet

A rule apply for taking a shat in public toilet, stating that after you saw someone exited a public toilet, you can't enter and seat within 5 seconds, otherwise you will still feel the creepy warmth as if you are placing your ass upon another unidentified, disgusting ass that just pooped
Pete: Oh man I was about to shit my pants so I ignored the five seconds rule of the public toilet
Pete's boyfriend: We are not going to do anal for 5 months because of that
by cinamon_muff August 12, 2016
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Balling up rule 1.

Rule #1: if the spliff is itta...

don't even pass that shit to me.
guy 1: what's the most important rule in balling up rules?
guy 2: definetly my Balling up rule 1. is the spliff rule
by srak.ec. June 8, 2022
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