Inflation Porn

A common subgenre in Deviantart that existed since the early 2000s, the genre itself involves fan-art of cartoon characters getting their stomachs inflated. It was notorious among the internet community due to its connection with other fetishes such as feet pics.

Person 1: hey have you seen any mlp inflation porn shit?
Person 2: uhhh yeah, it looks like i have to throw up.

by FallenPyro April 17, 2024

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Validation porn

Lazy, shallow, repetitive content or works that only exist to validate the pre-conceived ideals and beliefs of idiots who have radical politics or religious views as their entire personality. Is very low quality and is usually made by bitter, self-obsessed, cynical ideological zombies who use either religion or superficial traits to vindicate themselves of all personal agency.

That breadtuber’s content is just five hours of validation porn.

News outlets these days are just a bunch of validation porn.

Why can’t that loser stop making validation porn and get a real job?

by Magic Squid July 1, 2024

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Fools porn

Like fools gold, fools porn is porn that looks really good. But due to the content which might be distressing or disturbing makes it impossible to jerk off to. Most commonly ntr hentai which for some reason has the best artists. Only fools think they can bust one out to fools porn.

"Dude I found a really good doujin but it was by ratatatat74." "Oh man I hope you didn't try to pull your pork to that. Its fools porn."

by Curare the defenestrator July 21, 2024

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orangutan porn

the shit a 8 year old beats their meat to after going to the zoo

Me: hey kid are you watching planet of the apes? i love that movie!
Kid: yeah
Me: why the fuck is Caesar butt-fucking Maurice?

Kid: im sorry for lying this is Orangutan Porn

by WENDSDEH July 26, 2024

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Scrambled Porn

If you were alive in the 80s and 90s, you enjoyed watching scrambled porn as a child.

You see, pornography used to be broadcast on a thing called "cable television." But, not just anyone could watch it. You had to pay extra for that. If you didn't, the pornographers would "scramble the signal" which resulted in the channel displaying trippy and occasionally beautiful colors garnished with a fleeting nipple or better. The audio was also scrambled, and sounded like aggressive static spiked with moans.

Boys, it was awesome, and not in an erotic way per se. It seems silly to reflect on it, on my self, to see it in writing. Nonetheless, scrambled porn represents was a more human, more authentic time. And, I, for one, am honored to bear this priceless 90s artifact unto our posterity.

I was having a sleepover at my buddy's house, but I had to go home so I could jerk-off because we were watching scrambled porn.

by BigMayMay August 4, 2024