cock pocket

a slang term for a vagina that resembles the inside of a hot pocket.

Man #1: I couldn't wait to sleep with that hot girl Tina, but her vagina was totally disgusting. It look like the inside of a hot pocket

Man #2: Dude she has a total cock pocket.

by panty hamster9205 October 11, 2011

jam pocket

an organ on the female body that secretes.

Damn dude did u see that chicks jam pocket... fucking gross dude.... it must have been Austin's wife!!

by mr... morrison December 27, 2011

Alabama pocket square

a gentleman's beverage in flask form placed in the inner pocket of a jacket during a refined social gathering, such as a banquet or a reception.

Look, Steve brought his Alabama pocket square - he just spiked his sweet tea with it.

by Jeff Handley March 13, 2012

Pot Pocket

When you have recently carried marijuana in your pocket and there are now many fragments left behind.

The result of such event as follows;

1) loose buds with out a bag
2) packed bowl in pocket
3) loose scraps of weed that used to be some dank leaf

"dammit, i just realized that i should've brought a plastic bag because now i have Pot Pocket"

by tree luver June 17, 2012

Douche Pocket

1. A pocket located within one's douche to store nuts for the winter.

2. A 64 year-old Portuguese woman who swallows rabbits and fingers pineapples in her free time.

Ex: "You must have loads of nuts stored, your douche pocket is excreting heaps of enflamed retards."

Ex: "Look at that old woman violating a pineapple. What a douche pocket!"

by freebiglurch November 7, 2012

God pocket

The anus

Shaun wasn't sure if he could get his fireworks through customs so he had to smuggle them in his God pocket

by Ash Castle October 16, 2012

Moss Pocket

A vagina that's so stinky and sweaty, it almost has moss growing on it.

Man, I dont know if she was just hot or if she had a moss pocket.

Bitch try to fuck me, she had a gross ass moss pocket.

by SwagMasterCoconuthead September 2, 2013