firing the flesh musket

The act of pleasuring oneself (usually a male).

"What are you going to do tonight?"
"I think I'll just spend the evening at home firing the flesh musket".

by Big Daddy Ripshitz September 27, 2013

Fire

starts when someone plays my mixtape

Mom: why is the house on fire?
Me: sorry mom I just dropped my new mixtape and listened to the first 00.02 of the intro

by Jwktg June 24, 2016

Alaskan Fire Breather

The act of shoving diarrhea in a person’s mouth and duck taping it shut. Then twist the persons nipples until it comes out of their nose.

I gave Gavin an Alaskan Fire Breather yesterday.

by Dutchy4 February 26, 2025

Streets Of Fire

If you have something, someone, shoes, or any object that looks like it got built in a bootleg company or was homemade, most likely you'll get roasted. If someone walks up to you or you said one of the worst comebacks in a argument or someone's roasting you and you say a comeback but it's bad, you're in the streets of fire. You can't really get out of this situation, especially if you choose to mess with someone. They give you the most hurtful, ruthless things or roasts ever and you're stuck in that situation.

joe: who asked? imagine getting roasted lol.
bro: man shut yo goofy ahh musty crusty dusty rusty nasty looking disgusting looking ahh octopus green light out of here bro!
crowd: DANGGGGGGG HE JUST ENTERED THE STREETS OF FIRE!!!!

by pepsigod September 20, 2023

Fire baby

A baby that is cover in fire and is burning you will mostly see this in the woods at night or in your house at night

I see my baby on fire hoping it becomes a fire baby

by True dog eater April 12, 2022

fire urban meyer

something annoying you've been meaning to deal with for a while that feels really good once you've finally done it

As a Jags fan, it feels so good to fire urban meyer

Finally got my taxes done, I feel like I fired urban meyer!

by tripfliply December 16, 2021

Cremation grease fire 🔥

Cremation grease fire.
When a morbidly obese person is cremated and the excessive fat leaks out.

When 600 pound Uncle Joe was cremated he exploded into a massive cremation grease fire 🔥 and burned the building to the ground.

by E.F. Crazy, LLC. March 19, 2025