the old trophy

Noun
Your penis
Most commonly used for saying you had to masterbate.

I just had to shine the old trophy...

by <•_•> May 12, 2017

Old Faithful

A blow job from an elderly woman with a stoma, while in the lie back position. To achieve full old faithful status, one must ejaculate while buried in the throat through the stoma hole on to her chest.

When I find an elderly bitch with a stoma, I'm totally gonna give that whore an old faithful.

by The Rapey Dog May 28, 2017

Old slippers

When you can't let go of your past relationship. Even if you have the perfect person in your life.

"When we have an argument, you always wait until I go to sleep to write to your old slippers so you can complain and wait for that old flame to make you think you're perfect..."

by BlackWidow 2017 May 31, 2017

Old Hick

Someone who makes it to the big stage (i.e. president) but doesn't forget where he came from.

When talking about his past, Old Hick got kind of choked up and he left a trail of tears behind him.

by dickey6969 June 14, 2017

The good old switch

When you are being raped give the switch and rape them back

You just got the good old switch and you got raped

by Big booty 133 June 30, 2017

old bert

Evil incarnate. If you run into an Old Bert it is best to try and escape before it notices you are there. If escape is not possible then trying to make a deal to spare your life is the best option. Old Bert's feed on the human soul and if hungry will stop at nothing to get it's next meal. If already fed then it's personality will revert to a calm state, although if angered it would be lucky if the body was found in a piece larger then a finger nail. It is best to avoid Old Bert's at all cost but the reward for capturing one alive is enough to get you your own private island with money to spare. Approach Old Bert's at own risk with full knowledge that it will most likely eat you and your soul.

You hear about the city that was destroyed, apparently an Old Bert caused it.

by Old_Bert July 8, 2017

bit of old rice

A beautiful shagadelic person.

"You're a bit of old rice Kathy"

by Seth Pittinaro November 11, 2017