Asian-mom zoned

When a guy is after you and keeps nagging you like an Asian mom.

Girl: This guy kept texting me so I asian-mom zoned him.
Girl 2: Right on!

by peechybliss March 18, 2020

Water Horse Mom

Straight-up B-Word. Really unfriendly woman. Derived from the mom from the movie, "The Water Horse".

Jamie: So, is Kayla's aunt going to let us go over there for Spring Break?

Rachel: I don't know, but we probably won't. She's such a Water Horse Mom!

by Harry W. February 5, 2009

ur mom a milf

The worst insult known to mankind; more fatal then ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, ur granny tranny, ur grandpa a trap, ur brother bi, no u, and ur sister a mister combined.

Jim: Ur mom gay
Rob: Ur dad lesbian
Jim: No u
Rob: Well Ur granny Tranny
Jim: Oh yeah, well ur grandpa a trap
Rob: Ur Sister is a mister
Jim: Ur brother bi
Rob: I'll say it
Jim: I dare you
Rob: I have no conscious
Jim: Do it or ur a tranny
Rob: Ok, Ur Mom A MIlf

*Jim turns back into a fetus and then fucking explodes so it kills him and his mom. So burns out planets explode into oblivion and the only thing still capable of thought is rob, the meanest man there ever was*

by The smartiest man alivwe May 11, 2018

Your face's mom

A comeback used as a joke, but only after "your mom", "your face", and "your mom's face" have been used. Made by Claire, Bunny, Shelby, and others.

"You're ugly!"
"Your mom's ugly!"
"Your face is ugly!"
"Your MOM's face is ugly!"
"Psh, your face's mom is uuuugly!"

by Baseball_rox_my_sox April 12, 2004

your mom's car

an insult infinitely superior to "your mom"

Person: Your mom!

You: Your mom's car!

Person: Oooooo! That hurts! You win this round...

by Zum Zum Fanny August 1, 2006

fuck you in the mom

To have sex with the mother of the person the phrase is aimed at.

Hey fag, last night I fucked you... IN THE MOM!

Wow girl, can I fuck you in the mom?

by Lee Ji Hoon April 2, 2008

Ur Gay is Mom

When someone hits you up with that “Ur mom gay” you must counter-attack with “Ur Gay is Mom”
Works 100% of the time

Guy: Lel ur mom gay
Kid: Ur Gay is mom
Guy: Evaporates into nothing

by M3m3M4ch1n3 February 25, 2018