Michael

Michael is a guy who is perfect in every way. The perfect boyfriend, perfect friend and partner. It’s as if he senses when you feel down and brightens up your day completely. He is very hard working and busy but always makes time for you. He is extremely caring and never thinks of himself before others. Let’s not forget about his THICC A$$ like damn what is that 💥💥 sheeeeeeeesh *bites lip* Michael is so good looking it is almost unreal like he is a person you could just stare at and think of how lucky you are. Of course he overthinks as well but he is just stupid not to notice his self worth. Get yourself a Michael

RANDOM GIRL:Wow is that M-Michael?!??! *chokes on air*
GIRLFRIEND: ayo that’s my man SHEEEEEEEESHHH

by Ilovepineapples69 May 19, 2021

Michael

Michael not the smartest person should not be trusted with closing doors but still very lovable <3 still stupid tho

Love you Michael

Damn Michael you really are a Michael

by Alex the goblin May 22, 2021

Michael

badass, drives crv

michaels crv is pretty badass ngl.
joe - hey peter

by Doesn'tDriveCRV,ISwear May 25, 2021

Michael Strembitsky School

THE WORST FUCKING SCHOOL IN EDMONTON LIKE OMG

John: hey wanna go to Michael Strembitsky School?
Todd: FUCK NO! IM NOT LOOKING TO BE JUMPED

by E@$t0n June 1, 2021

Michael Jackson

the demon who killed tanjiro’s family

HEE HEE

benji: what’s your favorite music artist? I like Michael Jackson.
demon slayers: and i took that personally

by candice nut fit in yo mouf June 3, 2021

Michaelblade

The ship name for Michael Jackson x Technoblade. It's also the ship that's BETTER than dnf.

(If you use it please give credits to maugc because we thought of it.)

"OMG MICHAELBLADE MY BELOVED

by @Honkghetti on twt June 4, 2021

michaelryan

He is awesome. That's right he's so awesome.

Oh my goodness. Is that michaelryan over there? He's so awesome.

by Xnjdhdmslw June 7, 2021