Das's Law of Optimism/Pessimism is derived from something said by George Carlin. It explains that sometimes you expect too much of yourself and it gets you down in life.
by Mindbladeskillyaks June 16, 2010
Get the Das's Law of Optimism/Pessimismmug. "You can stroll a store's aisles till Doomsday and never spot da item you want, but then, just as soon as you interrupt a staffperson to ask for help in locating said desirable, THAT'S when you will notice your sought-after item right off!"
While stocking up on food at a Super Walmart, I was looking for larger packages of Armour Vienna sausage so that I could save a few cents per can, but although I had thoroughly searched the surrounding areas on the shelves, I still hadn't found anything bigger than the small six-packs, so I finally asked a nearby employee if there were any of the larger packages in stock, possibly in the back room. Well, just as we were both walking back to the area of the aisle where I'd been looking, THAT'S when I finally spied the 12-packs that were sitting on the very top shelf! Guess that was a classic case of Murphy's Law of Customer-Assistance... ah, well, again, the 12-packs were indeed sitting very high up, so at least that was a plausible excuse for my not having seen them before, especially since the store usually doesn't even expect its customers to notice stuff that's placed 'way up there, anyway; that "lofty" location is merely where they store extra merchandise for replenishing the lower-down shelves when the stock there starts to run low.
by QuacksO May 14, 2019
Get the Murphy's Law of Customer-Assistancemug. 
Get the Lawmug. The idea behind Guile's Law is a song from a popular video game (mostly fighting games) become famous and mainstream. The song will be played by many people even if they are not fans of the series or even interacted with it. A famous example is Guile's theme. How many people you know have heard of his song but are not apart of the Street Fighter fandom? Another one is Giorno's theme song. It has been played to death of all people beyond the Jojo fandom and has reached mainstream status. As of writing this, it stands at 66M views
Kyle: Hey Dave, you heard of Holy Order II?
Dave: Yeah, but I don't play Guilty Gear
Kyle: Really? I didn't think it be this popular. That's Guile's Law for ya.
Dave: Yeah, but I don't play Guilty Gear
Kyle: Really? I didn't think it be this popular. That's Guile's Law for ya.
by Nibba_Binks June 17, 2020
Get the Guile's Lawmug. My third-cousin-in-law is a good person.
by User655 July 25, 2021
Get the third-cousin-in-lawmug. The opposite of Murphy’s law. Doherty’s Law states that anything that can go right will, based off of extreme luck.
by Slydog11 January 3, 2021
Get the Doherty’s Lawmug. 