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Jakeing Off

Jake- "Oh yeah, baby, what are you doing now!"

Patrick- "Jake, are you talking to the computer"

Jacob- "he's jakeing off"
by Gayqui June 11, 2006
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jakehead

Jakehead is a synonym for dickhead. Often used by health teachers in Appalacha to describe unruly youth.
Sandy doesn't behave in class. Clide is a bo diddley jakehead.
by Jaykmead July 7, 2016
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jakeub

Jakeub is someone that is irreplaceable to you in your life. If he is a part of your family, you adore him, if he is your bestfriend you adore him, and if he is your boyfriend, then you adore him. But if he is all three of those you are head over heels in love with this kid.

Jakeub is spontaneous, adventurous, athletic, and so loving. He is someone with visible strength within his muscles but also within his heart. He is someone you never want to lose because he is just that incredible to you, and everyone around it can see it as well. Jakeubs are common but Jakeubs are rare, once you meet a Jakeub you'll never look at anyone else like you do at him. There is most typically only one Jakeub in your life and that one is in it forever. He is honest, and faithful, and loves you for you. Most of all though, you truly love him.
Girl: Do you see how much she is in love with that kid named Jakeub that moved here?

Boy: Yeah.. Kinda makes me wish i could date him.. I mean.. He seems like a cool guy.
by Vanessa Lynn McIntyre April 11, 2018
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Jakes

Slang term for the police originated in the Bronx (mildly derogatory).
by alexrs.1 July 25, 2019
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JAKEIRA

jakeira is a beautiful, strong, amazing girl with a big heart. if you ever meet one, cherish her and give her all the love in the world. jakeira is a girl who believes that she is not cute when she actually, truly is. jakeira definitely deserves better than what she is given but her happiness will come. she definitely likes white boys and loves bazzi, kehlani, etc. she will typically be a crazy girl (in a good way) but its fine because she will make you laugh 24/7. she will give you all the love in the world if you give her the chance. if you ever come across a jakeira, love her forever.
yo bro, is that jakeira ? yes sir. dang shes smoking !! lena: sorry but she has a wife. its me B).
by cool kid lena March 27, 2020
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Jake0125

I wish Jake0125 was active
by NotAnAverageGuy September 7, 2020
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Jakey Classic

The act of fucking someone’s mom so hard her vagina bleeds, giving the illusion that she’s on her period, when in reality… it’s just jakey makin her ta-tas bounce and her goochie bleed
Wow! She just got the Jakey Classic!
by Jakey Classic December 7, 2021
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