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Happiness Hog

A “Happiness hog” is a person (usually a lesbian teenage girl) who is constantly bragging about their depression.
They can’t say “I cut myself” for 0.1 second.
Dude: *edgy suicide joke*
Girl: “I wanna commit suicide I cut myself and broke up with my girlfriend I have no friends at school and my mom abuses me waaaaa I’m a baby”
Dude: Wow such a fucking Happiness Hog.
by Yo I’m Kate February 18, 2019
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eat the happy meal

by illuminutteh September 15, 2017
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happy

by sexyboy699 October 6, 2019
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happiness

HAPPINESS is the key to GREATNESS... Without it, life feels horrible...
Happiness is the only thing that will make me smile.
by LittleBecca October 12, 2016
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love and happiness

Love and happiness is a great feeling. When you feel love and happiness you should definitely give someone a hug
by aleks_lif May 20, 2017
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Happy family unit

Families who have 2~4 children and a 1 pet in order to be showcased on the Happy Family sticker on their cars' rear windshields.
You can spot a Happy Family unit from a mile away; they always have that Happy Family sticker proudly displaying their two kids and a fluffy dog on the rear windshield of their cars!
by Emotional Cruiser August 27, 2025
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I can die happy

a poetic and indirect way of saying ,"The moon is beautiful isn't it" , to reply in this way ,I can die happy means (i love you too)
by Eminence solo March 22, 2025
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