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The Happy Meal

The act of eating ass while unexpectedly a toy car falls out.
My chick hooked me up with The Happy Meal last night. As I was eating ass, a Micromachine car fell right out.
by ~Magic_Carpet~ June 22, 2024
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happy hurt

Something like a song or memory that combines happiness and pain/sadness (i.e. a photo of your deceased dog)
The video I just saw of Tootsie made me happy hurt.
by Pseudosuckit June 9, 2023
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happy birthday abir

If ur reading this then today is the greatest day in the world .. cuz on this day my world was born in a form of this sweet lovely adorable creature that eats too much bslamtha inshllah ♥ so happy birthday babygirl ! muah love u "more"
Ali : Happy birthday abir kol 3am wntya taei ♥
Abir : uuuuuuuh ♥ nhebk ged mamcha lkalb hafi xD
by Mr Ani February 18, 2023
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slap happy grandpappy

in a forced alliance of marriage with your big fat granny.
unfunny at times but elitist humor

oc ; greg heffely, wimpy kid series.
1: whos those boomers there!!!!
2: your big fat granny with yur slap happy grandpappy
by yourswagindiegf November 26, 2021
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Happy Henry

Half ass job completed. Doing the basics. Rushed task.
Happy Henry is Cleaning the house and sweeping rubbish under the rug.
by Half ass king March 23, 2021
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The Happy Napa Meal Maneuver

Go to a Napa and do some wine tasting at Inglenook winery. Always busy with hotties! Locate a drunk slutty and pay for her tasting......take her to some more wineries until she is good and pie-eyed. On the way back stop by Mickey D's and get 2 Happy Meals. When you get her back to your bungalow in Napa, split one of the meals and with the other put the Hamburglar and fries in her POOKALOLLY and enjoy. As you are finishing your fries, slowly put the Happy Meal toy in her Tukhus. Once the toy is full inserted, finish off your hot date with some Ravage Sex and as you explode your love potion, pull Grimace out of her Pooper and start singing IM LOVIN IT!
"How are you"......."fantastic, I was on the Napa Wine train last weekend and hooked up with this Cheerleader and we got hammered. Once we landed at my pad, I introduced her to The Happy Napa Meal Maneuver. We both had a great time and laughed our asses off.
by Sonnyd2022 August 23, 2023
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Happy plank day

"Happy plank day" is every day. It doesnt really mean anything.
by ilikeoneshot October 9, 2023
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