lettuce hair

When your legs are so hairy that they look like shreds of lettuce

You got some nasty lettuce hair

by Amdkckc March 19, 2015

Hair Grenade

Unshaven armpit hair on a woman.

Once I saw her hair pants I knew she was smuggling hair grenades under that shirt!

by Tray doggy dogg May 29, 2011

Asher’s Hair

A very hairy figure, usually hiding in the shadows. Do not cross him, as you will get lost in his forest of hair.

-Don’t stay up late or you might get stuck in Asher’s Hair!
I don’t believe that Asher’s Hair is that frightening, although I haven’t checked.

by Well he is also gay April 8, 2024

Hair

Ha! If you change it I know I made you feel insecure! Hahahaha! You dork, you don't have to do that. Now I feel bad for making you feel bad!

Hym "Nonono, the hair is great. The attitude? Needs an adjustment. More of me getting the things I want (unconditionally) and less of the attitude."

by Hym Iam January 6, 2024

hair wanker

Someone who masturbates onto a partners hair whilst partner is asleep

you are such a hair wanker

by chrispayne81 April 19, 2017

alaskan hair tie

the act of using a girl's hand band as a cock ring, soaking up her cum and then putting her hair up for a BJ

Steven's dick wasn't working right so, Rachel gave him an Alaskan hair tie.

by tittytictac4U January 30, 2023

Bubic Hair

The hair that grows on a woman's breasts (or a man's moobs).

The producers of Lost decided Hurley would forever keep his shirt on when they got one look at his bubic hair.

by Cyanide Cupcake August 25, 2011