A pretentious, arrogant idiot. Someone with an inflamed sense of self-worth, usually compounded with an extreme lack of intelligence. Typically does not own a mirror, for if they did, would surely be able to detect the immense level of douchebagginess they are emitting.
by TheMaddestMage August 25, 2010
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Person 2: You Douche!
Person 2: You Douche!
by douche-hater1 December 8, 2010
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A colossal douche who enters uninvited, and makes himself way to comfortable, before loudly fucking your roommate, and trying to act like nothing happened as he shakes your hand on the way out the door.
Person 1: "Hey, man thanks for the food. I know I showed up out of nowhere, and didn't really even knock, but I really appreciated the opportunity to mock your living habits before having a "private conversation" with your roommate."
Person 2: "Fucking Douche Lizard."
Person 2: "Fucking Douche Lizard."
by mantium January 11, 2011
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by CjInman February 21, 2011
Get the Douche Dumpster mug.1. An individual guilty of blatantly duplicitous behavior on par with or exceeding that of multitudinous douche bags.
2. A person who intentionally and maliciously destroys and disbands the life's work of a fellow colleague for no other reason than to simply be a douche.
3. A word used to describe Maktar, the evil nemesis of Orlin
4. The answer my friend, is puddings in the wind.
2. A person who intentionally and maliciously destroys and disbands the life's work of a fellow colleague for no other reason than to simply be a douche.
3. A word used to describe Maktar, the evil nemesis of Orlin
4. The answer my friend, is puddings in the wind.
That douche canoe Bob, plagiarized my paper.
Of all the university's in the world, that douche canoe had to walk into mine.
Maktar, in the most debauched douche canoery, slashed Orlin's dreams to shreds.
Of all the university's in the world, that douche canoe had to walk into mine.
Maktar, in the most debauched douche canoery, slashed Orlin's dreams to shreds.
by OrlinSupreme February 5, 2012
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by kramdizzle February 25, 2012
Get the douchebag mug.A person who makes "Maurawich" sandwiches for their girlfriend after ticking her off; what a Douchebag.
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