death roll

A small individual loaf of bread that has been poisoned.

Andrew called me a faggot so I got some strychnine and baked him a death roll.

by Hlalakar June 6, 2020

Death Rat

A large rodent entity found in the Backrooms. They are more mutated than regular rats, and more intelligent.

Death Rats are also much more vicious.

by MaybeARealWord January 12, 2022

Secondhand death

That feeling you get when you just want to die but from natural causes so your close ones won't blame themselves

Damn I really just want a nice and painless secondhand death tomorrow.

by rosoideaes September 16, 2022

Death

The best part of life

Death.

by Panica January 25, 2019

Death the Kid kinnie

a motherf**king perfectionist who has a meltdown when something isn't symmetrical

also holy sh** i just described my mom

Mom: NO!! YOUR BED MUST BE MADE SYMMETRICALLY!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
Child: Neeheeheeheehee~! Okay Death the Kid kinnie~!

by ShumaiUnbreakable November 18, 2020

Death by McLaughlin

A method of capital punishment primarily reserved for offenses involving non-human victims. The condemned individual is subjected to continuous auditory exposure to Sarah McLachlan’s 'In the Arms of the Angels' until such time as they either suffer fatal exsanguination resulting from self-inflicted auricular trauma or succumb to terminal psychological distress—whichever occurs first.

The judge found the man's aggrivated abuse of his dog to be so heinous that he sentenced him to Death by McLaughlin.

by Va-JJ June 27, 2025

death handy

A death handy is a hand job you give a guy that is going to die very soon. It's kind of like a pity fuck but better because it's done out of shear kindness.

Tim is terminal with stage 4 cancer, so I gave him a death handy. Don't tell his wife.

by Picky Panther April 14, 2025