cheeky david

a cheeky david is when a geography teacher is caught off duty in a hooters

look at that cheeky david!

by sike mfker February 14, 2023

David

David has a massive cock and is super gay. He's lonely and desperate for affection so he mastubrates all the time. David loves to suck dick but he has nobody's to suck so he sucks his own.

"Bro did you see David"
"Yeah I heard him mastubarting in the bathroom"
"He's gay"

by ilovecumandcock October 13, 2022

David

a deeply emotional person whose definition of the name is "pussy" because he drags mentally unstable people and then fucks them off because girls are just options, I'll rip your dick out and stuff it in your mouth so you better stay away from me you useless asshole or ill slit your dick with sharpest knife in my kitchen.

david: sorry you’re just an option (because I’m a small dick womanizer)

by useless12736 November 20, 2021

david savage

david savage is a literal GOD. he is the sexiest creature in the universe and if you ever see him, you must bow before him and throw your most prized possesions at him. he is special and talented and you MUST respect him and protect him with your life.

"omg is that david savage? lets go bow before him cus he's so sexy"

by savagesavagesavage October 16, 2020

David

A potato disguised as a human.

David got so baked last night. Wrapped in tin foil with some butter. Was great.

by TickleMonsterTeehee November 22, 2021

david

David is a Really handsome boy with curly hair and a big penis the size of marocco.
He loves Bread and loves the smell of Bread cooking in the oven. He is Really smart . He doesnt even learn good. Hes Really funny and loves pussy. He can get mad but he'll always forgive you. He doesn't believe in god but in Jahwe because he is jewish. He always games on the ps4 with his " friends". He loves racing games .

david: Hey guys I love Bread like a david

by Florientje 123 January 25, 2018

David

David was sent to the people of Camelot in the year 2021. He brought lulz, salt, and Epik hacks for all to enjoy. David was described by Rob Monster and Anonymous’ propagandist spokesperson. We may never know the true identity of David, but we’re pretty sure they aren’t Neal.

And all the soldiers mounted their trusty mudkipz and prayed to David, “unintelligible…bless the cats” #WhereWeGoDavidWeNeal

by 420Bridget October 8, 2021