Double Dilly Pop 

A trait common amongst most over weight/fat teenage girls exemplified by a WIDE, flat ass and skinny legs which resemble 2 Dairy Queen dilly bars from behind.

This female figure typically attracts the employed male searching for a sugar momma.

This acurence is augmented by poor hygiene, bitchy demeanor and "unsweet" attitude.

Dude, I don't know what he she in that girl, she a total double dilly pop, just look at that ass!

Double Dilly Pop by SKAR808 October 6, 2009

double flush shit 

when you take such a big shit you have to flush before you wipe and then after you wipe so the toilet doesn't get clogged

daniel-"you were in there for a long time"
connor-"yeah man it was a double flush shit"

double flush shit by Big Red Bear 16 November 30, 2009

DOUBLEPEN 

A term used to describe an online gamer that prefers to spend most of their time in-game talking themselves up and putting others down; rather than actually playing.

<player1> Man, that guy sure is cocky.
<player2> yeah, just another DOUBLEPEN waiting to happen.
<player1> pretty much... /ignore engaged!

DOUBLEPEN by Septapen August 20, 2010

Doublenator

The most unholy. A Double-Down placed inside a Baconator. Sometimes considered suicide, or cruel and unusual punishment if purchased for someone besides oneself.

Consumption is usually followed by sharp abdominal pains, and/or vomiting.

Jon: "So I heard Osama wasn't actually shot to death..."
Mark: "Oh yeah, what happened?"
Jon: "He was offered a doublenator, and died of a massive heart attack"

Doublenator by ThreeSheets June 29, 2011

Double Paradiddle 

An homosexual Indian sex position involving anal sex, and pooping

Hey Rajul, I heard you and Shamayel got a good double paradiddle in last night!

Double Paradiddle by CKbBallin September 22, 2011

Double-barrel shotgun 

When a woman farts and queefs at the same time.

I made a joke while have sex from behind, and when I pulled out, she was laughing so hard, she double-barrel shotgunned me.

Double-barrel shotgun by Beenshot July 10, 2015

double gay

Double gay means straight or heterosexual. It follows simple mathematics, where an odd number of minuses (which symbolize homosexuality) in front of a number makes a negative (in this case homosexual) number and an even number makes a positive (in this case heterosexual) number.

Jack: Oh man I love women and definitely not men.
Will: You are double gay!
Jack: Thanks, you too!

double gay by SmalltwnBoi May 13, 2018