Skip to main content
The Southern California backhander is when you hook up somebody’s nuts to a tow truck and you pull go full throttle on the tow truck.
“Aye man that party was lit last night! Adrian gave Robert the Southern California backhander!”
by The slick joker January 19, 2026
mugGet the Southern California backhander mug.

Pegging at Hotel California

Prostrate finger penetration (aka a good ole PEGGING) at Hotel California that detonates a mustard gas fart!
Dee went to check into John’s Hotel California; but when she did enter the masters chamber, she detonated the Del Taco toxic mustard gas fart!!!! Welcome to the Pegging at Hotel California!!! It’s a real SHIT HOLE!!! Wear protective gear!!!
by Cougar Sport Killer November 23, 2020
mugGet the Pegging at Hotel California mug.

San Pedro Los Angeles California

Yo, dawg, their has been a homicide in San Pedro Los Angeles California every night for six months straight!

The homeless people in San Pedro Los Angeles California must be responsible for all the murders that occur in San Pedro!!
by SouthBayDwee January 5, 2021
mugGet the San Pedro Los Angeles California mug.

The Internet Law of California

A common social media principle that states the following:

On any post or other social media content that has even the slightest reference or mention of California, it is guaranteed that at least 1 person will comment about how the state is a shithole.

These commenters are usually from those who aren't from California and/or have never visited. Or from people who have visited the big cities of California or those who are jealous.

Typically, these comments vary from the following categories:

- California being a liberal/blue state

- California being infested with homeless

- Californian is a communist state

Remarks usually remain within these 3.
*Instagram post of the USA map displaying favorite restaurants across the states*

connor_rowe84: California is a shithole

This is an example of the Internet Law of California
by cumvid June 19, 2021
mugGet the The Internet Law of California mug.

hills of California

A place i cannot hide in because "these hills have eyes and i got paranoia"
"But i cannot hide in hills of California because these hills got eyes and i got paranoia"
by ergagush August 8, 2021
mugGet the hills of California mug.

Richard from California

A fictional man known by the denizens of Orange County NY who is inserted as anyone whobuys retardedly software-gadgeted products for no practical reason and then complains about them having software issues
Yo richard from California bought a fuckin grill that ya can't use without automatic updates and then got mad that it started updating on thanksgiving lmao
by H3LLBRING3R March 31, 2022
mugGet the Richard from California mug.

Bumfizzle me caliwargle

An alternative for “Shiver me Timbers
Use this when ALL your Timbers have been Shivered already
Person 1: boo
Person 2: BUMFIZZLE ME CALIWARGLE I HAVE NO TIMBERS TO SHIVER
by Boggle Nilsson May 12, 2022
mugGet the Bumfizzle me caliwargle mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email