two seconds (bro)

the act one gives when wanting you to chill out either becuase you want to go or him to shut up when he is telling a gay story he wants to keep saying

ramzy, hury the fuck up lets go

two seconds bro

shut the fuck up and get in the car.

by GTS February 27, 2004

Quid Bone Bro

When you get your booty call to score you something you need.

She wanted to come over and bang but I was out of weed so I made her bring some, quid bone bro.

by mtnthc October 17, 2016

Jo Bro Homo

When a guy REALLY like the Jonas Brothers, usually in a creepy stalker-fan fashion.

A: "We need one more guy for COD, should we call Alex?"

B: "No, hes busy. He went to the Jonas Brothers concert tonight."

A: "Ah, hes gone a Jo Bro Homo!"

by WiseWordsFromLemons August 11, 2010

ur mad bro

an argument used mainly online by someone who is so defeated and have absolute nothing else to say, so instead in the chat or over the mic, you will just hear “ur mad lawl”

LMFOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAO I JUST FUCKING REKT YOU SO HARD

“grr… ur mad bro..”

by melonfan0101029 August 27, 2022

Bro is so majestic

Those annoying fucking comments on YouTube shorts or Tik Tok you see everywhere in which most of the time the skull (💀) emoji is added at the end of their stupid useless comment.

User 1: "Bro is so majestic that he can't be cancelled 💀"

User 2: "Shut the fuck up"

by VIadimir Putin September 21, 2023

mean bro leanin

Derogatory term first used in the late 1980's describing those male drivers who drove slouched down in the driver's seat, leaning over with one arm on the console or armrest, barely able to see over the dash, and appearing to be seated in the middle of the car when viewed from behind. Most often was applied to a member of the black race, and often the driver was wearing a ballcap with the bill facing any which way but forward.

Leroy jumped into his Nissan, assumed the position of mean bro leanin, and headed to the club to find some booty.

by Vincent Trace May 13, 2008

Cool bro, story

A saying said to someone when you don't give a shit about the story they just told.

Person One: "(Tells extremely lengthy anecdote about his grandma knitting him a sweater)"
Person Two: Cool bro, story

by Tammy McShammerson May 2, 2010