Costume Boner 

A term meant to be used with the movie "The Avengers", a costume boner refers to any point in the movie where Loki's long-horned helmet and cape suddenly appear. This usually happens when he is exerting some type of power, such as when he instructs an entire crowd of people to bow to him and they obey. Much like a penis might become erect when the average male gets excited, Loki's costume tends to appear in similar events.

Hey look, Loki's kicking some ass! Oh look, another costume boner.

Costume Boner by Masked-Guardian February 11, 2013

side boner job 

A job to be conducted without the full mental attention of the boner, but rather, the side.

"Dude! What about her she is totally hot!"
"Naw man, she's only a side boner job, too high maintenance for a relationship."

side boner job by TheCubesicle September 12, 2013

text boner

Noun. When someone is excited in a message or in their writing and they show their excitement in all caps.

Example of a text boner: OMFG IM SO EXCITED FOR THIS WEEKED!!!

text boner by Bayra Diamond October 28, 2013

floating boner 

Floating boner is a boner delivered by a beautiful woman via no physical contact only text

'She's so hot it didn't take any hands; a couple texts and I had a floating boner'

floating boner by Bassgypsy November 6, 2013

text boner

Noun.

Used as a way to show sexual excitement online. Usually used as a hint to say when ones horny.

(Can be used by both genders)

Sexual Excitment

John: DUDE. SERANA WANTS TO BANG THIS WEEKEND ;D

Matt: haha! Congrats man, finally losing ur vcard. Nice text boner btw....

Hint at being horny.

Jack: MAN YOUR JUST SOO FUCKING HOT. ;3

Hope: Hehe thanks:3 I may show you a little something later if you're still horny ;)

text boner by Kayleon December 4, 2013

side boner 

When you flip the side pockets of your pants inside-out creating a penis looking shape which is referred to a "side boner".

Speaker 1: "Hey, why do you have a side boner?"
Speaker 2: "Oh, I must've gotten it when I was searching through my pockets looking for my keys."

side boner by Vaginal Destroyer December 8, 2013

Word Boner 

1. A person who has a creepy fetish for words

2. Someone who gets horny while reading

3. Someone who can get a boner from listening to certain men with deep, sexy voices.

1. I'm such a Word Boner that reading Harry Potter gives me an orgasm!

2. "Dude, that kid there has been reading his math text book for over an hour. Think he's a Word Boner?" "Undoubtedly bro!"

3. Morgan Freeman, Benedict Cumberbatch, Alan Rickman, all these guys give me Word Boners!

Word Boner by The Inedible Llam January 10, 2014