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mess of a man

The act of a person being really, really, high or drunk
so much so, you act just downright sloppy
that fool loves the liquor, he's a mess of a man
by David Simpson September 29, 2005
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a garbage man

The retort to any person's lame excuse of "I know what you are, but what am I?"
Can be easily out-dissed by the secondary retort, "Takes one to no one."
Person 1: I guess you're a garbage man.
Person 2: I know what you are, but what am I?
Person 1: A garbage man.
Person 2: I know what you are, but what am I?
Person 1: A garbage man.
Person 2: Takes one to know one.
Bystander: Ooo, well-played, sir.
by fraces November 5, 2013
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Mucci-man

A person who, if given the chance, will do anything to resort from paying money. It is mostly a person who is very stingy or just does not want to spend money. They will always ask everyone for a sample of what he/she has. The name originates from the rap artist Gucci Mane. However it is Mucci- Man.
Pascal owes Zoe money.

Zoe-"Pascal when are you going to pay me my $5.75?"

Pascal- "ugh, well I actually forgot it at home" (for the tenth time in a row)

Zoe- "wow Mucci-man, stop being so stingy!"
by Godfather666 November 2, 2009
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wing manning

The action in which a bro finds another bro a woman or a man. (depending on which the other bro wants)
you see that chick? I'm wing manning you right now.
by The Brosky October 23, 2013
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pamphlet man

1) a teenage preacher man that lives around the corner. preach brotha preach!
2) can turn a horny girl off in 2.5 seconds by talking about religion.
3) a guy who's girlfriend's pants are too tight for him to get into.
4) waits until marriage for sex as to not enrage god.
"don't be such a pamphlet man.. take off your girlfriend's pants"

OR

Sexy Miss K: my parent's are out this week, why don't you come over? we can have some fun..

Mr. S: sorry babe, but don't you know according to the bible, it's wrong to fuck before marriage?

Sexy Miss K: look, if i wanted to date such a pamphlet man, i would ask out a preist. could you shut up and take off my pants?

Mr. S: *runs away clutching bible*
by blingblingwanksta June 29, 2004
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Man Pickle

A rather comical word relating to the genitals of a male, a penis. Similar to slong weiner and wang.
"A slang word for penis is man pickle".
by F u z September 23, 2005
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pick man

1. A man who intercepts things; a pick in football
2. Someone who will steal things he doesn't receive
3. Someone who climbs things
4. Someone with a functional penis
Def 1."Yo, dude , that police officer is a real pick man. He intercepted that innocent latino's drugs on the Arizona border
Def 2. "Hey guy, that dumbass pick man just took the Christmas present I was going to give him a week early. What a water fucker.
Def 3. "Yo homie , that pick man be climbin' the wall from the police.
Def 4. "Hey dawg , that pick man better back off from that girl or we might have to step in.
by Memeblaze February 15, 2018
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