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Bananas

Bitch, WTF are you doing, wasting your time and efforts, just to look up the definition of bananas on a dictionary that isn't even accurate a lot of the time. Yet again, why am I wasting my time to type this?

ANYWAY, if you want an answer, here it is;

Bananas are fruits that are yellow or green and shaped like a crescent moon. Favored by monkeys and fucking minions. Bananas grow on trees in bunches. High in potassium. Honestly, not that much of a fan, but if you're into that kind of thing, there you go.
Joe: Wassup my dood, I just ate a banana. BANANAS ARE GORGEOUS FRUITS!!
Bob: ... I'm disowning you, son.
by Iss Ya Boi Skinny Penis January 24, 2018
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Banana

Eat this, pretend to be a monkey with it, look funny wearing a costume, slip on it in real life, watch people slip on it in cartoons, trip up people in Mario Kart, and so much more. There are many ways you can use the godly banana.
You heard of banana? Banana controls our existence. It is an all-powerful universally strong deity. Pay respects(spam ‘f’) to this mighty object.
by hissingcobra December 15, 2023
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Bloody Banana Peel

When two circumcised males Dock, resulting in penile splitting of the receiving male.
John said to Brodie, “did you hear Tom gave Drew a Bloody Banana Peel? He split it in four!”
by Dadrooski February 1, 2024
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coocoo-bananas

going crazy as in excitment
Britney is going coocoo-bananas because she got on the cheer team.
by Someone_Somebody April 18, 2023
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mare banana

Mare Banana is the equivalent of a Đole. Mare Banana is a Sahara dessert king with Somersby and Panthers. Mare Banana is known to impregnate a lot of women, and if he does not get pleased, he can very easily 808 (crashout). Mare Bananas crashouts can be very bad so it is advised to beware from his 808s.

Mare is also a word used for someone who mews while munting
Person 1: Wow, this guy is on an insane 808 munting crashout dude!

Person 2: Yeah bro, he is mare banana.

Person 1: Oh dang dude, he fucked my girlfriend if I am not mistaken!

Person 2: Not impossible. He is known for breeding too!

Person 1: What a mare banana!
by orangapomoretnapizamila January 8, 2025
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Banana Time

The time accumulated in your brief time on earth selecting the most appealing bananas at the grocery store. Wasting time frivolously.
I dated her for 2 years but it was all banana time. The hours I spent on social media was all banana time.
by steevil November 19, 2020
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Bald Banana

YO José has a Bald Banana
by Captain Peach August 17, 2018
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