Baby Johning

When you roll a spliff and it flops down from the roach.

"Oh SHIT, it's Baby Johning"
"You fucking idiot, that's your third this week!"

by sdubbz99 May 25, 2009

Shovel Baby

adj. A kid that is ugly as fuck when it was born all the way up to a toddler. Looking like it got hit with a shovel

Look at that picture of that baby, it sure is a Shovel Baby.

by Cody H Jesus Ninja December 15, 2008

shake a baby

Physical reaction to an annoying behavior, resulting in death from aggressive shaking.

Dude, that bitch ran into my car. Ima bout to shake a baby.

by Shakababymasta May 13, 2012

baby daddy

The black stereotype version of saying "boyfriend".

Ghetto Girl 1: "You 'n Tyrone still dating?"
Ghetto Girl 2: "Ye girl, he my baby daddy.

by RomanBelic August 20, 2016

Baby Lovin

A Latino term, regarding your side lover. Must be vocalized in a Spanish/Mexican accent. A baby lover is one that will always be your lover. Baby Lovin is what you give your baby lover. Baby Lovin never dies. Baby lover is a term of endearment.

Aye gurl. U R my baby lover for life.
Hello Baby Lovin!
I want to give you some of my sweet baby love.

by BabyLover249 August 15, 2011

Baby Shaq

Sofokles Schortsanites, a Greek negro basketball player, national team star.

He is called the Baby Shaq because of his skin colour, FT (dis)ability, big body and dunking skills

also refered as Big Sofo

-Did you see that GREECE vs USA basketball match?
Baby Shaq was dominant!!
-yeah mate, Sofoklis was outstanding

by d11b December 10, 2010

Honey-Babying

is the term used to describe the fine art of ass kissing a guy does in order to get themself out of the "dog house" with the girlfriend or wife. The term was derived by taking the two most common words from the mans ass kissing honey and baby. I'm sorry honey, baby, honey.... I love you so much baby, honey, baby....

How on earth did you get her to take you back?
It took a lot of honey-babying but she let me back in the house.

by Darrin Zehnpfennig II February 18, 2009