by TshOw23 January 12, 2012

by Jules225 November 30, 2017

The wet paper towel is an annoying phrase in UK schools. Particularly middle and primary. That feeling when you tell your teacher to go call the nurse because you have got a really sore leg and the nurse just gives you a WET PAPER TOWEL and expects it to be better is just so unbelievable.
Miss can you call the nurse?
Nurse comes...
My leg hurts
Nurse gives wet paper towel. bye!!
Me in head: how tf...
Nurse comes...
My leg hurts
Nurse gives wet paper towel. bye!!
Me in head: how tf...
by What ya dickhead July 26, 2024

When you offer someone $20 for a striptease involving cold water. But the twenty must be able to stick onto their wet nipples.
by Koho23 August 28, 2018

Derogatory nickname for somebody that wets themselves/has urinary incontinence.
{typically used by school children}
{typically used by school children}
* "Hey, look! There's wet legs."
* "I'm not sitting next to wet legs."
* "Remember wet legs from school?"
* "I'm not sitting next to wet legs."
* "Remember wet legs from school?"
by Awkward broccoli January 7, 2024

One who is as gay as TB Pulsevibes. One who listens to music all day in a car. One who is one with the music and pulse vibes (Event planning) #wettiest #TipsyWetBrothers
by Wetvibes November 1, 2018

by _KYSK September 15, 2023
