Pension Sex

A little sex each month but not enough to live on

Dude 1: Are getting back with your Ex or what?
Dude 2: Maybe, i'm getting tired of this pension sex tho.

by EuroPinseeker October 25, 2012

sex nark

A girl that hooks up with you after you hooked up with her friend and tells the friend is a sex nark. Said another way, it's a backstabbing slut.

Guy A: That girl from last weekend totally told Rebecca I hooked up with her.
Guy B: What a sex nark.

by Notasexnark January 23, 2020

sex prints

Any evidence remaining after a sexual encounter.

"After having sex last night, I threw out the condom, the wrapper, and washed the sheets to get rid of any sex prints.

by GaryMort October 20, 2013

tiger sex

Having intercourse with a women or man from behind, who happens to have stretch marks that resemble those of a tiger patterned all across their behind.

I was hitting this girl from the back and she had so many stretch marks, it was definitely tiger sex.

by UNICORNGODTHEGOAT November 17, 2021

thorn sex

sex in a thorny bush.

Me and my girl had some thorn sex last night.

by MommaDog September 8, 2014

Diet sex

This is when you wear a condom while you have intercourse instead of having raw intercourse.

Dan:Are we having raw sex tonight or diet sex? I need to know if we need condoms.
Ally:I’m not on birth control right now so we would have to have diet sex tonight.
-Cinthya

by CLQR January 17, 2022

sex calves

noun. sing. 'Sex calf'

Soreness and cramping in the lower, anterior compartment of the leg. Sex calves are often induced by excessive hooking up or strenuous sex positions and may manifest for days after the event.

Ex. "Dude, I have killer sex calves today.... I need some Ibuprofene"

by spock1234 August 18, 2015