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the meat pie

A term coined by Lord Aethelstan, "The Meat Pie" is when you take a fat shit, freeze it overnight, insert that frozen shit into a woman's vagina, and let it melt inside. You can also add "glaze" once "The Meat Pie" is completed.
A: ay mang yo girl fiiiiine
B: aha you know it gang, i'mma give that bitch some of "The Meat Pie" tonight
by guvnor1912 November 22, 2023
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Wigan Pie Mixer

During the act of intercourse the male will insert the remnants of Galloways pies into the females anal cavity and use his erect member to mix it up inside of the woman while repeating the phrase “I’m hungry me” in a wigan accent
“Did ya hear abart Jen?”
“Nay, whats happened to ‘er?”

“‘Er fellas gone n’ done the Wigan Pie Mixer on ‘er.”
“Thats brutal tha’”
by stalecumeater October 17, 2025
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Pie Floater

Getting your pooper eaten simultaneously with receiving a hand job
Yo dude u know that chick I matched with on tinder? she gave me a pie floater last night
by nayfo7 May 12, 2020
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Shepherd's pie

A white woman's Vagina or "hooha"

Any woman with the last name "Shepherd" Vagina or again her HooHa
David was super hungry and had little to no money, but it was he and his Girlfirend Bee Shepherd's Anniversary. Clearly there was only one solution he surmised and that was to eat out and the special that night was Shepherd's pie!
by Dirty Dexter October 3, 2021
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Cretin Cream Pie

The act of a straight adult male from St. Paul, Minnesota, that will gladly allow any professional athlete that has graduated from Cretin-Derham Hall to ejaculate inside his anus.
John was so happy that Joe made it to the big leagues that he asked Joe to give him a Cretin Cream Pie.
by Raider Life May 13, 2017
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vince pie

Vince Pie is absolutely unforgettable. She is beyond beautiful and the most loyal being to grace the planet. If she loves you, it's a big deal and you are insanely lucky to be on the recieving end. One of a kind! She is underestimated but shows those who doubt her abilities that she can do anything she sets her mind to.
Have you had the pleasure of meeting Vince Pie?

No..

You haven't lived.
by VincePie87 September 5, 2016
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Raspberry pie

Start with a cream-pie and add the twist of blowing a raspberry into the vagina resulting in a raspberry pie
Totally blew my girls mind the other day and gave her a raspberry pie
by Mandingo69 November 9, 2020
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