National Slap Ass Day
No matter if your a boy or girl, single or taken, gay or straight
Spread the word
No matter if your a boy or girl, single or taken, gay or straight
Spread the word
by -Ronnie December 1, 2021
Get the December 1mug. 578342246287.e8=R d6
why white doesn’t promote to queen?
578342246288.1-1(i) d5
black: fuck qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm da Conseriperish Castle (1-1) no way
white: a weird castle
why white doesn’t promote to queen?
578342246288.1-1(i) d5
black: fuck qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm da Conseriperish Castle (1-1) no way
white: a weird castle
by apqmwn October 19, 2024
Get the Conseriperish Castle (1-1)mug. You: hey (crushes name) it’s November 1st
Crush: hey Ik
You: what’s ur next class? (Or any question that can keep a convo going)
Crush: hey Ik
You: what’s ur next class? (Or any question that can keep a convo going)
by Yourluva October 11, 2021
Get the November 1mug. by youngmank1llurself February 28, 2024
Get the OMG its ginormous!!1!mug. A phrase used to describe people who have no depth to their personality, are insufferably boring, cannot handle deep conversations, and maybe even stupid.
by leveloneconsciencehere February 15, 2024
Get the Level 1 Consciencemug. This is an amended version of the 1-4 scale. This scale removes almost all subjectivity from measuring your attraction to someone. Posts on this site have done their best to set out this scale, but this is the definitive, amended version.
The Basic 1-4 Scale (as already noted by Howie440):
1. I wouldn't and I don't see why anyone would.
2. I wouldn't buy I can see why someone would.
3. I would but I can see why someone wouldn't.
4. I would and I can't see why anyone wouldn't.
A New Addition (the 1-5 scale):
5. I would, I can't see why anyone wouldn't, and I'll be happy if I can just get with them.
Amendments & clarifications:
i) Who can really be considered a 4? - To avoid any subjectivity, keep in mind that: if everyone in the group says they're a 3, they're a 4. This is because if everyone calls them a 3, then everyone would and, therefore they're a 4.
ii) The 5 - More of a theoretical idea than a reality. The 5 is someone whom you would be completely satisfied to get with (make out with) once and never see again. They are so attractive to you that you would happily take the one opportunity and never try to talk to them again.
However - this means that if you do try to talk to, message, or get with them again, they are now by default a 4.
iii) It should also be noted that much like how any 4 must already be an agreed 3, any 5 must already be an agreed 4. This is continuous scale.
The Basic 1-4 Scale (as already noted by Howie440):
1. I wouldn't and I don't see why anyone would.
2. I wouldn't buy I can see why someone would.
3. I would but I can see why someone wouldn't.
4. I would and I can't see why anyone wouldn't.
A New Addition (the 1-5 scale):
5. I would, I can't see why anyone wouldn't, and I'll be happy if I can just get with them.
Amendments & clarifications:
i) Who can really be considered a 4? - To avoid any subjectivity, keep in mind that: if everyone in the group says they're a 3, they're a 4. This is because if everyone calls them a 3, then everyone would and, therefore they're a 4.
ii) The 5 - More of a theoretical idea than a reality. The 5 is someone whom you would be completely satisfied to get with (make out with) once and never see again. They are so attractive to you that you would happily take the one opportunity and never try to talk to them again.
However - this means that if you do try to talk to, message, or get with them again, they are now by default a 4.
iii) It should also be noted that much like how any 4 must already be an agreed 3, any 5 must already be an agreed 4. This is continuous scale.
Me: "Hey, how was the club last night?"
Roommate: "Pretty good, I met someone."
Me: "Nice, good looking?"
Roommate: "I'd say 8/10."
Me: "How am I meant to know what that means, use the 1-5 scale."
Roommate: "Oh like a solid 3."
Me: "Glad to hear it mate."
Roommate: "Pretty good, I met someone."
Me: "Nice, good looking?"
Roommate: "I'd say 8/10."
Me: "How am I meant to know what that means, use the 1-5 scale."
Roommate: "Oh like a solid 3."
Me: "Glad to hear it mate."
by yourwelcome03 February 6, 2022
Get the The 1-5 Scalemug. A nasty ass school, with bathrooms that look like meth labs. Ugly as bitches tryna start shit all the time. People selling fucking vapes. A bunch of god damn snakes. Ugly people acting cool. Teachers that make you write 5 mother fucking paragraphs for saying "bad words" such as DAMN. Yes im looking at you Mr #salad. My name is Kevin Delgado and you are watching Disney Chanel.
Dr.E.L.Whigham 1
by Coby Bryant's cat May 8, 2019
Get the Dr.E.L.Whigham 1mug.