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Taking the wrong fish by the hand

To make a poor choice or miscalculate when selecting someone or something important.
"He felt that he was ‘taking the wrong fish by the hand' when he hired the new employee, who turned out to be unreliable and not a good fit for the team."
by quacku November 15, 2024
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Taking part in an online challenge

If a person is found unconscious, with a ligature around their neck, phone in hand, browsing a site with abundant teen pornography such as TikTok, they can be said to be taking part in an online challenge.

Can be used more generally to describe viewing TikTok pornography even without autoerotic asphyxiation.
"What are you up to tonight?"
"Well my mum is working again so I'm going to give taking part in an online challenge a try"
by BushTuckerMan August 8, 2022
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I'll take a BOSS

A chick-fil-a sandwhich with not pickles, refered to as a Boss. Created by a pickle hater nick-named Boss.
"Welcome to Chick-Fil-A May I take your order?"

Yea I'll take a Boss

"No problem"
by Nobodyspecial3434 September 5, 2011
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Taking the huff

Taking offence to something.

Possible origins are St Helens, Widnes or Yorkshire...

wtf.
"Hey Len, are you going to Jeffery Wongs (lol) party tomorrow?"

"Umm no... I feel ill."

"Fine fuck off then..."

"Pffft, someones taking the huff!"
by The Len February 13, 2008
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take it for granite

To presume dat something is "rock solid".
Prudential Financial uses da Rock of Gibraltar as their logo, but even in their case, one should not automatically "take it for granite" dat dey will keep you fiscally secure in all aspects and areas of your life.
by QuacksO January 21, 2022
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PREEMPTIVE TAKES [STRIKE]

ENVIOUS WRATHER INSTIGATOR'S PARADISE
= IMPERIALISM ANYWAY

AHEAD OF TIME MESSAGE OR ACTION

CAN EMANATE FROM ANY SOURCE INCLUDING YOURSELF.

When you are MASTURBATING totally NAKED and you forget to close the curtains. AND THE YEAR WAS 1968.

I LOVE YOU DANCER a great MASTURBATION DASHER.
VOYAGE RELEASE ( JULY 11, 1980)

THE MASTURBATOR MAKES THIS HAPPEN PRANCER.

It is the CANT and CAN installed RIP OFF ARTISTS.

ANTHONY CAPUANO is CEO OF MARRIOTT INTERNATIONAL INC.
Dag nab it, I felt totally in a DAMN VACUUM as the PREEMPTIVE TAKES STRIKE as when I turned on the VACUUM CLEANER paper towel holder attached to the hose roll of paper towels still on it and I did not want it to be a more than a ONE PERSON SHOW, as I turned IT on the VACUUM CLEANER it got HOT FAST , where you can hear the SUCKING SOUNDS the whole NEIGHBORHOOD somehow witnessed and caught me as have to think about as the SyCHOOL AND NOTHING ELSE in my LIFE was ever the same and the perfect song lyrics and it sounds like THE VACUUM CLEANER other people are guilty also of NAKED BUSTED PLEASURES TOO , so we got a UNIVERSAL ATLAS , PERFECT HUMILIATING DEGRADING SOUNDS.

Whooo, whooo 1:36
Give me what I love, you dancer
Honey, you love me
Whooo, whooo
How you know I love you, partner
You're the one I need
Whooo, whooo
Everybody loves you, dancer
Honey, you love me
Whooo, whooo

OK, it works like this, the PREEMPTIVE TAKES STRIKE as it is a well-embedded attack that comes from your attachment to any area or business you happen to be in always done under concealment of a fact that a VULNERABLE FRAMING TARGET is the CANT you may say the PRIVIATE and the CAN is the execution which is " consider it done" to show clearly the passage of certain crucial events allowed for the PERSONAL EFFECTS and PERSONAL PRIVACY incursion the planning in order by a series of passage of events condemnation abetted by the JUSTICE SYSTEM or HISTORICAL CONSEQUENCE.

BONVoY AGE...(ANY YEAR)(S)
by NOBLE PEACE SUNDER EEE March 6, 2022
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