A Midwestern Soccer Mom

An alcohol beverage made with a 1:1 mixture of Red Wine and Diet Pepsi.

I was over at Dave's house the other night and I drank a Midwestern Soccer Mom.

by ypoctac June 24, 2021

men’s soccer

A sport played by a bunch of pussies where they pretend to get hurt.

hey man are you watching this men’s soccer game they are flipping all over

by shshsjskskslzm July 30, 2021

women's soccer

A joke.

John: Do you watch The Office?
Jack: Yes. That show is funnier than women's soccer!

by Jamaican_Skeleton August 22, 2021

Michigan super soaker

The act of getting your own

piss in your mouth, and then spitting it into your partner’s mouth.

She wanted to try something new and kinky, so I hit her with the Michigan super soaker.

by DARKTOILET September 17, 2021

waterville-mansfield shockers

Every guy at these schools is a gross yee yee boy with a mullet and wears hey dudes everyday. It’s so flat there with all the wheat fields and nothing to do besides hookup and so drugs. The guys also play girls better than they play football.

Omg did you hear about the waterville-mansfield shockers football team? they all suck !

by youdontknowme69420 October 5, 2021

National kiss a soccer girl day

On October 29th kiss any soccer girl you know. Especially if she’s a friend. Sheeesh.

Happy National Kiss a Soccer girl Day!

It means to kiss a soccer girl

by anonymous.243.1590 October 28, 2021

kiss a soccer boy day

on december 10, you can kiss a soccer boy

Oh my God! Its kiss a soccer boy day!

by Jtrapingus December 9, 2021