A haven of "high"-achievers, where our proudest achievement is the "education" of Mini-Morgz and David Waring, who is running to become the dictator of Eckington in the May local elections.
Was going to be visited by Princess Diana, however some scallys (Prince Phillip & Queen Liz) nicked her exhaust manifold in Paris causing her to swerve into oncoming traffic in '97.
Used to be run by the Laird Patrick Cummings, however he succumbed to a fatal coup in 2018 led by Alison Burgess, who proceeded to instigate 3 devastating genocides on the school's special-ed department. Fortunately she herself was couped in 2020, beheaded by former army officer Nick J Melson (he was in the army once you know).
Since then, Eckington School has been racked by political instability and civil wars between rival headmasters, resulting in countless resignations and firings. This has been reflected in the UN's recent OFSTED report, ranking it below Yemen in its human rights rating. 20% of students are suffering from a water shortage, and the other 80% are in a constant state of flooding. It is reported that at least a third of Eckington students have lost at least one limb to the school's usage of landmines in an effort to prevent students standing on the grass.
After an attempt to provide the school with Humanitarian Aid by the Liberal Democrats, the school was deemed to dangerous an area to operate within, forcing the Lib Dems to retreate, vowing that "next we'll definitely win, we promise".
Was going to be visited by Princess Diana, however some scallys (Prince Phillip & Queen Liz) nicked her exhaust manifold in Paris causing her to swerve into oncoming traffic in '97.
Used to be run by the Laird Patrick Cummings, however he succumbed to a fatal coup in 2018 led by Alison Burgess, who proceeded to instigate 3 devastating genocides on the school's special-ed department. Fortunately she herself was couped in 2020, beheaded by former army officer Nick J Melson (he was in the army once you know).
Since then, Eckington School has been racked by political instability and civil wars between rival headmasters, resulting in countless resignations and firings. This has been reflected in the UN's recent OFSTED report, ranking it below Yemen in its human rights rating. 20% of students are suffering from a water shortage, and the other 80% are in a constant state of flooding. It is reported that at least a third of Eckington students have lost at least one limb to the school's usage of landmines in an effort to prevent students standing on the grass.
After an attempt to provide the school with Humanitarian Aid by the Liberal Democrats, the school was deemed to dangerous an area to operate within, forcing the Lib Dems to retreate, vowing that "next we'll definitely win, we promise".
No, I don't want to go to Eckington School, I'd rather go to the Kabul Taliban School for Terrorists!
by JayDam2500kgGuidedMunition March 30, 2023
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"Ugh I have online school again today."
"Why don't you just play siege with me?"
"Ah alright, it's not like I can focus on the work anyways."
"Why don't you just play siege with me?"
"Ah alright, it's not like I can focus on the work anyways."
by LiminalArcade October 13, 2020
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Aside from that it's a bit of a joke when referring to the show Euphoria that portrays unrealistic situations that would take in a high school.
Aside from that it's a bit of a joke when referring to the show Euphoria that portrays unrealistic situations that would take in a high school.
Saddy: GIRLLLLL, I do the nasty things everyday in my high school!
Joe: What.
Zue: I do drugs.
Joe: You are in a Euphoria School man, hope therapy will decrease their price. Also where are your parents ?? And how do you have so many expensive clothes when your family is not that well off ??
Dassie: He!
Joe: What.
Zue: I do drugs.
Joe: You are in a Euphoria School man, hope therapy will decrease their price. Also where are your parents ?? And how do you have so many expensive clothes when your family is not that well off ??
Dassie: He!
by dogandcateatyou May 8, 2022
Get the Euphoria School mug.A person who gets excited about the learning aspect of school. They love to learn and they almost shit their pants when they get anything lower than a B-, although getting a B- is nothing to brag about in their opinion. They will find a friend who is as into school and learning as they are, and will have conversations about what they will major in college, their grades, and their joint love of reading. Sometimes when they hang out, they end up reading together. School geeks most likely will not look like a typical geek. They could be physically attractive with a large penis just as well as a bespecled nobody. If they are girls, they will be attractive, but sort-of outsiders, not of their own will, but of others. They might be a teacher's pet.
"Oh my god, the first day of school is coming up and I'm so excited!"
"Me too! I got a bunch of really cool notebooks looks at them. *Shows them* oh, and did I mention that I'm taking an AP course this year?
"Seriously dude? Me too! Oh, and I love your notebooks they are so you."
"We are such school geeks..."
"I know right?"
"Me too! I got a bunch of really cool notebooks looks at them. *Shows them* oh, and did I mention that I'm taking an AP course this year?
"Seriously dude? Me too! Oh, and I love your notebooks they are so you."
"We are such school geeks..."
"I know right?"
by RaWr_ImMa_DiNo March 4, 2016
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Teacher: When was the war of 1812?
School Revolutionary: How will this be important when we get into the real world. Will they ask this question at a job interview? Why aren’t you teaching us how to pay taxes, or how to get a job?
School Revolutionary: How will this be important when we get into the real world. Will they ask this question at a job interview? Why aren’t you teaching us how to pay taxes, or how to get a job?
by Roasted beans March 14, 2022
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by anonymouslibra1389 October 13, 2019
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9th Grade: your are a freshman sounds pretty cool right? Fuck no it doesn't you are the bait. You are made to throw the seniors tray away and make way for the seniors. They claim that is senior authority.
10th Grade: You are a sophmore but still not a senior. Shit! more work and homework.
11th Grade: almost there not a senior yet but still its fucking senior authority.
12th grade: your a senior and you are thanking the Lord that are you are finally done.
9th Grade: your are a freshman sounds pretty cool right? Fuck no it doesn't you are the bait. You are made to throw the seniors tray away and make way for the seniors. They claim that is senior authority.
10th Grade: You are a sophmore but still not a senior. Shit! more work and homework.
11th Grade: almost there not a senior yet but still its fucking senior authority.
12th grade: your a senior and you are thanking the Lord that are you are finally done.
by One little hellian January 18, 2017
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