Pants Incest

If two individuals are wearing the same kind of pants prior to having sexual intercourse, then during intercourse, the pants engage in Pants Incest.

John and Shirley where going at it last night, all the while their pants had pants incest.

by Man Of Pants December 30, 2020

v pants

Similar to prescription pants . Worn by people that go to clubs because they suck.

If you wear v pants you are most likely a douche.

by pseudonymdoggo February 17, 2017

Gorgeous McSexy pants

When someone looks gorgeous all the time, but becomes sexy in the pants they are currently wearing.

Dang babe, you’re gorgeous mcsexy pants in those jeans

by Overwatch 8705 January 22, 2021

Pant-sacked

When you get your ballsack ransacked by the cold... unbearably blunt... end of a woman's high heel.

Jee James what seemes to be your problem?
Nothing I---- G-goott pant-sacked by a sexy mexican chick over there...

by ☆★Midas★☆ March 17, 2022

green pants

referring to marijuana

Hey ted, wanna put on the green pants today

by moobacca December 28, 2011

Tricky Pants

A woman who is suspected of or has cheated on her partner.

"I don't trust Scott's girlfriend Sarah, she has tricky pants"

by ppsh38/41 October 13, 2009

Sideways pants dance

Sneaking a quickie before them bad ass kids come beggin for mom

Hey baby you wanna sneak away from these bad ass kids and do the sideways pants dance....you can put on a movie for them

by intheknow337 July 09, 2020