Sock through the pant leg

Something so outta pocket you could pull your sock up through your pant leg

Friend 1: thaw reason she’s such a bitch is because she hasn’t had dick in a while

Friend 2: thats soo sock through the pant leg

Friend 3: preesh

by anonymous December 11, 2021

pants

clothing that you wear on your legs. there are lots of kinds of pants. they are comfy and keep you warm in the spring. you can wear them all the time unless you're wearing a dress or a skirt or you just don't roll that way.

Person 1: I have to go put on my pants
Persin 2: Why aren't you wearing pants
Person 1: leaves

by notbarneystinson September 5, 2020

Ranch Pants

When you accidentally ejaculate while running a 5K marathon and are forced to finish the race.

The marathon went great but the last mile I had to deal with ranch pants.

by Joe-seph May 17, 2018

ransom in your pants

It's kinda bubbling your canvas in a commonplace

Hey, bud, gotcha with ransom in your pants!

by BBourbonStriit July 7, 2017

birth control pants

These are any pair of pants that will cause potential mates to not want to have sex with the wearer. A typical example would be a tight pair of jeans that have some sort of weird design on them and are worn by a straight male. However, there is not just one style or brand of pants that are birth control pants, and the exact definition can vary across cultures and time periods.

Katie: “I was attracted to Johnny until I saw him wearing those weird skinny jeans.”
Jenny: “You mean his birth control pants?”

Mark: “I wear my birth control pants out to the bars just to be safe.”

by Bushbrotherbrady June 9, 2021

caught with his pants down

To be caught in an embarrassing or compromising situation

"The cook was macking on the female server, and he was caught with his pants down."

"The prosecutor practiced extra hard on her closing statement, because she didn't want to get caught with her pants down."

"The team put in extra time at practice, because they didn't want to get caught with their pants down during the game."

by Morgan Williams July 6, 2022

Pants

What god invented to assure us that yes, he truly hates us.

Guy:Dude, fuck pants.

God: No, FUCK YOU.

by Captain Dugong November 29, 2007