Testosterone in my pants

Slang for boner/Erection 🍆👖
Like how not to say the word boner/erection

X1:so tell me what happened in school.
X2:the math teacher told me to stand up go to the whiteboard (i did not raise my hand so he could tell me)

And something embarrassing happened

X1: What ?
X2:i got testosterone in my pants
X1: what does that mean?
X2: I got a fucking erection goddamnit wtf?

by APersonthatKnowsSexEdBefore9th December 2, 2022

big pant

You should know what a big pant is

You are big pant

by Big pant February 18, 2019

Tramp pants

When men sag their pants so it means they want it in the butt.

Pull up ur tramp pants boys stop saggin!

by Baby girl 2024 June 10, 2024

fujita-pants

An extremely wet and sloppy vagina caused by a woman's arousal to masculine energy. A condition causing a woman's crotch to become soggy and wet like a rice patty and smell like old homeless urine requiring a change of clothes and shower to correct. See also fujita - pants. Fujita pants, the preparation for a squirting wet rice patty vagina

The Nurse Doctor was such a horny slut. She touched my hand and squirted full Fujita!!. My ex-girlfriend has the same problem that's why she brings fujita-pants with her everywhere knowing that she is going to soak through her panties whenever she gets close to me.

by Dr.ChelseaMFujita June 24, 2025

santa pants

To have grey pubic hair.

Sure he's a sexy silver fox, but you know that means he's probably a santa pants?

by paul3onthetree February 4, 2009

Pants Snail

When you shit your pants and the buldge of shit snails down your pant leg.

When he shit his pants, you could see the pants snail travel down his leg.

by Dunnydb June 20, 2023

Pissy pants

A female monster that wets the bed drunk on the regular

Omg did her hear about that florist that stinks of Piss, i heard she's a pissy pants

by dgafnem August 28, 2022