Happy half hour

The time the bartenders give black people.
Bartender to black patrons- Since I am in a generous mood, I've decided to give you all one extra happy half hour, I will not cut you off early today.
White patron- You gave everyone else a full happy hour, how are they going to get happy in a half hour?
by The Original Agahnim July 11, 2021
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Happiness

Being able to buy jellybeans at the CVS pharmacy
Now that I have a debit card I can now finally achieve happiness. Fuck you disha.
by Fuck-you-Disha October 8, 2019
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Happy Lap

The state of arousal of the reproductive organs, often obvious and embarrassing, especially for men.
"I sat and told Santa what I wanted for Christmas this year. He totally had Happy Lap!"
by qpkarl February 4, 2020
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Happy

I proved how humans are able to think and when I thought about what I've contributed to the world it made me happy
by Saullywolly March 12, 2020
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Happy Stamp

The act of taking a hot cigarette lighter and holding the hot metal against your skin until it's cool. The outer wheels of the striker and the opening where the flame comes out leaves you branded with a happy face. = 0
He just happy stamped himself
by Kyrodapyro1 March 26, 2024
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Happy Valley

A happy valley is a ‘place’ where people go when they are stoned/high. It’s a place where things spin, things are happy, very vibrant colours appear, and there are a lot of different terms for this but the most common is definitely a happy valley.

There are a few meanings for this term, some of them being inappropriate.

However, it is mainly to describe what kind of ‘world’ people enter when they become high on drugs.
Apparently Lacey got high, and she kept saying that she was in the happy valley. We weren’t quite sure what that meant.”
“Oh, its the place where people go when they’re stoned, everything spins it’s very vibrant and happy! Tell her to be careful.”
by alvssandra January 6, 2023
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happy wagon

I swear to Christ, if you don't bring back my headphones, I'll take you to the man who ownes the happy wagon!
by Orphan_kicKER December 14, 2019
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