Cretin Cream Pie

The act of a straight adult male from St. Paul, Minnesota, that will gladly allow any professional athlete that has graduated from Cretin-Derham Hall to ejaculate inside his anus.

John was so happy that Joe made it to the big leagues that he asked Joe to give him a Cretin Cream Pie.

by Raider Life May 13, 2017

Raspberry pie

Start with a cream-pie and add the twist of blowing a raspberry into the vagina resulting in a raspberry pie

Totally blew my girls mind the other day and gave her a raspberry pie

by Mandingo69 November 9, 2020

Sammy wammy pie

Sammy wammy pie is a nickname fo biitchygrande but -my wammy pie with and kts very quirky to be called this

my little sammy wammy pie ;-;
i am such a little sammy wammy pie

by a🤍 March 11, 2022

vegan meat pie

When multiple gay guys run a train on a girl.

“Hey Susie, I got a vegan meat pie this weekend, it was great”

by ApplejacksCereal January 27, 2019

Ass pie

When you smear pizza on your girls asshole then lick it off

Last nights ass pie tasted like shit

by Douche god March 19, 2016

Tuna Pie

When your shorts ride up between your inner thighs. Hugging your, shall we say tuna pie.

Please pull down your shorts, you have tuna pie.

by zizzleme July 13, 2009

pie stabber

Another phrase for nose

Keep your pie stabber out of this

by helsteeth April 6, 2017