Heavy Face

When you smoke so much weed that your head feels like it weights a ton.

(guy sitting reclined in a car's seat after just smoking a lot of weed) Guy: "I can't sit up I have heavy face"

by IROT dna ANNEJ July 21, 2009

Face coverage

When a Facebook newsfeed is filled with enough status updates referring to the same event that attendance is not vital.

Unfortunately, I couldn't make it to the game, but I followed the face coverage, so it was like I was practically there.

by Mackdevil December 4, 2010

Face-hawk

The act of standing and eating vagina while supporting a girl up in reverse chicken fighting position as she is spread eagle.

I didn't expect the man to pick me up and face-hawk me!

by Ramburgler December 5, 2009

Athlete's face

The appearance of the common contagious fungus known as "Athlete's foot" on one's face. Use to replace such common phrases as "crater-face", "scar-face" or "that guy who doesn't wash his face".

I was looking forward to my blind date with Jamie last week, but when she showed up it was clear from where I was sitting she had athlete's face. I promptly paid for my drink and left.

by manderson303 November 13, 2013

mao face

to eat a lot of food, especially when high

"im mad baked, lets go mao face on some doof"
"im gonna mao face on your sisters box"

by peteymas September 18, 2007

face cheese

That thin coat of funk that covers a person's phone from face, ear, hand grease or makeup.

Zach wanted me to watch a video on his phone and I could barely make it out through the thick layer of face cheese.

Damn Mom! You need to clean this face cheese! Half your makeup is on this shit!

by Anita Kutabitch October 30, 2009

face massage

The practice of a female sitting on a partner's face for oral sex. The giver of the cunnilingus is thus receiving the "face massage."

Hey, can you give me a face massage? cunnilingus face sitting

by mhonfleek March 27, 2016