The Absentia Lardum Effect

The overwhelming sensation to consume bacon when the body witnesses something so utterly bland, tasteless, or otherwise unappealing.

I was walking past a vegan restaurant one day when I was suddenly overcome by the Absentia Lardum Effect. I immediately proceeded to the nearest fast food chain for a double bacon cheeseburger.

by Verosumatic October 5, 2016

dying star effect

When someone near you farted a long time ago (several minutes) but its effects can still be detected for eons.

Me: Did you fart?
BF: A long time ago
Me: What did you eat?! Dying star effect is strong! Please fluff the blanket!
BF: =|

by Mjay408 June 17, 2016

The Tori-Crockett Effect

(n.) A sensation that occurs when reading words written by a Tori Crockett, that induces her voice in your head.

Every single time I text Tori, I hear it in her voice and her voice only. It must be the Tori-Crockett Effect

by tcrockpot October 12, 2020

Bass Boobie Effect

When the bass of a song is so loud it jiggles a girls boobs

I was listening to some Weezy when this girl with big tits suffered from the bass Boobie effect

by La Jor-Dan November 6, 2012

The Gary Sinise effect

Having the ability to state the obvious in a monotone voice in any given situation. All while standing over a dead body.

Jeff was giving me the Gary sinise effect yesterday. He just kept stating the obvious about everything I said.

by LittleBrittle81 August 30, 2013

reverse hathaway effect

when an average girl puts on glasses to make her look sexy.

that boring girl in your class used the reverse hathaway effect to proves shes actually hot.

by roseycheeks8888888 May 21, 2012

The Rebecca Black Effect

When a song is so terrible that it becomes eerily catchy, putting you under somewhat of a spell causing you bob your head

This can also happen when listening to artists such as Lil B, V-Nasty, and OJ Da Juiceman

The Rebecca Black Effect is the reason why lil b has 50,000,000 views on youtube, and why "Friday" arguably the worst song released in the history of music have gained so much attention recently.

by 330BLACKMOSES December 3, 2011