What’s a David? A David is the kind of guy who you’ll love and love with all your heart. David’s may seem like the weirdest choice love wise but when you get to know them you’ll fall in love quickly. David’s can make you laugh in your worst times, David’s can make you smile at a funeral. Just a David’s face will send waves of love and happiness through your body. David’s are the best person you’ll meet once you get to know them deep down. David’s are the kind of guy you’ll dream about every night and the kind of guy you’ll fantasize about. When a David loves you, you'll feel so important and so happy and loved. David’s are very funny too. I love my David with all my heart and I hope everyone gets to know a David and be loved by a David the same as I. David’s are truly someone special and once you have one you’ll have them for as long as you treat them right.
by Addylines December 19, 2022

by sike mfker February 14, 2023

A man who won’t call or show under any circumstance, regardless of pay. The teams most reliable man.
by El negro del whatsapp June 26, 2025

a deeply emotional person whose definition of the name is "pussy" because he drags mentally unstable people and then fucks them off because girls are just options, I'll rip your dick out and stuff it in your mouth so you better stay away from me you useless asshole or ill slit your dick with sharpest knife in my kitchen.
by useless12736 November 20, 2021

The greatest hockey player of all time. He is amazing defensively and loved by all. His chemistry with Ondrej Kase is unmatched and he will lead the Leafs to the 2022 Stanley Cup
by Entersandman38 November 22, 2021

by MeekPill2207 November 30, 2021

He only likes girls who start with S and end with elma. He is cute and hot. And he’s Selma’s so back off
by davidsgfbackoff December 31, 2021
