David

david lacks a sense of humor and is shorter than Cindy.

OMG David is shorter than Cindy by 100 mm!

by tallerthandavid February 6, 2022

David

A nigga who likes dick up his ass. He may or may not have a sibling named junior who he practices his rituals with

Yooo you a david?

by ExoticBerd September 28, 2021

Shirin David

A German singer-songwriter and rapper, born by the name of Barbara Shirin Davidačius in Lithuania, who has topped the German charts 5 times. She made some of the best songs of all time like "be a hoe/break a hoe" or "ich darf das".

Her parents are from Iran and Lithuania. Besides that, she outsold your fave aaand she's probably the best person to ever walk on German ground and she'll be considered a legend by the age of 40.

"I heard Shirin David is releasing a new album next year."

- " OH MY F***ING GOD I'M GONNA FAINT"

by WheneverUCall March 3, 2022

DAVID

David is a amazing man and amazing father he will work his butt off to raise and make his family happy. He wont let you go without anything no matter the challenge. He will accept anything to make sure he puts you first.

David, need any help

by Renia February 9, 2021

David-chan

The best waifu you can ever imagine

Oh david-chan is so kawaii

by Vemidse August 27, 2019

Jackson David

A one legged fuck boy. Drinks one beer and is drunk. Uses daddy’s money to buy cars and car parts. Plays Xbox nakedly while smelling like shit, shower boy

That Jackson David is a bitch. Just got a car from daddy

by Dumbnig October 25, 2019

David

David has a massive cock and is super gay. He's lonely and desperate for affection so he mastubrates all the time. David loves to suck dick but he has nobody's to suck so he sucks his own.

"Bro did you see David"
"Yeah I heard him mastubarting in the bathroom"
"He's gay"

by ilovecumandcock October 13, 2022