hot pork car

A Jewish summer camp tradition that happens at the break of dawn. The steps are as followed:

1) buy a ton of Chinese food the day or morning before

2) leave the Chinese food on the dash of your car all day in the summer sun
3) have all participants dress only in their underwear, lock themselves in the car with windows rolled up, and blast the heater. The more participants the better
4) upon eating every last bite of the Chinese food, the participants will leave the car and piss their pants

5) lastly, with the sunset in full swing, the participants (covered in their own urine) end the tradition by running in the lake

Hey bro are you thinking of doing hot pork car tomorrow?
Yeah man I'll go to Win Yeung tomorrow to buy the noodles

by Jewholics Anonymous June 26, 2019

Car

Vroom Vroom

Wow that's an Awesome Car

by SikKidd81 September 3, 2018

i did not run that family of four over with my car on the 15 of october 2023 at 3pm before dumping their bodies in the nearby lake

i didnt do it

Dave: Did you run that family of four over with my car on the 15 of october 2023 at 3pm before dumping their bodies in the nearby lake?

BOB:I did not run that family of four over with my car on the 15 of october 2023 at 3pm before dumping their bodies in the nearby lake

by chimp that can talk December 18, 2024

CARS 1

A way to say let's try sex

Her: Waana try Cars 1
Him Sure

by Fireddad January 8, 2024

steroid car

A car that somewhat resembles the often steroid-filled owner - such as a Mercedes-Benz GLE, BMW X6 or Tesla Model X.

Don't buy that steroid car, what are you on? Steroids?

by anonymous March 21, 2023

safety car

A thing most commonly caused by Nikita mazepin

Person 1 there's a safety car
person 2 who caused it Nikita mazepin

by random f1 fan July 18, 2022

Car

Brm brm?

You can fuck there

Hey that is a nice car!
Joe just bought a new car!

by TomakataABC December 31, 2021