scattered brain

"'(FLAKE)'".

Scattered brain!

by Jetnosfreak September 7, 2018

sushi brain

Similar symptoms to being drunk and obnoxious. Sushi brain is a condition caused by eating excessive amounts of sushi in one sitting (especially rolls).

Once sushi brain develops, you speak much louder than you realize, start saying stupid shit, and laugh at things that aren't even remotely funny.

The sushi restaurant had to cut off Devin and Cecil once they got sushi brain after the big order.

by Douggle0777 October 13, 2018

Juul Brain

When you have way too much nicotine in your system.

Person one: Damn man, Andrew hit 8 juuls at once! Now he has Juul Brain.

Person two: holy shit, he's a god.

by TheCyptidFiend October 26, 2018

Taser-brain

Taser-brain is when anxiety buzzes in ones brain, making them go back and forth on a decision rapidly.

“I got total taser-brain while I was trying to call in for work, I Ended up calling in the end.”

by Maniacweirdo November 21, 2018

Bong Brain

The feeling of the head rush one gets from taking a large bong rip

*hits bong* ... Whoa I've got bong brain

by Cerned November 27, 2018

Crinkle Brain

Thinking so hard and being so utterly smart that not only does your forehead crinkle, but your brain as well.

Check out this crinkle brain strat, it works every time!

by Masterful Ezreal main February 24, 2019

fecal brain condition

Medical term for shit for brains.

Dan came back from the hospital. Turns out he's got fecal brain condition.

by Cpugh March 2, 2019