dirty bird jenkins

What you name your dog's favorite and dirtiest chew toy. Or, your mom.

Hannah: Did you know my name is a palindrome?

Todd: Did you know I don't care?

Hannah: Geez... hey, what the hell is that in your dog's mouth?

Todd: Oh that? That's just Dirty Bird Jenkins. He loves that thing.

Hannah: Oh,ok. Hey, did you know my middle name is Racecar? Also a palin...

Todd: Palemdrome, we get it. Who invited you here anyway?

Hannah: Your mom.

by Lilbunnymofo February 20, 2023

Montana T-Bird

When you’re so disgusted with the price of gas, you rub one out and blow your load all over a random gas pump just like the dirty girl she is

Dude, did you see how much diesel is? I was so pissed I gave it a Montana T-Bird. Let’s go Brandon.

by ElConquistador86 February 21, 2023

The Biggest bird

the biggest man in the room, the coolest handsomest guy.

Remy Kushner is the biggest bird

by etotheg February 22, 2023

Jaemamando the soul stealer ( Big Bird )

Jaemon (older brother Smith) is really nice to me and the fam.

Bro can be found runnin' hitting drums Playing wii sports studying , makin' chocolate milk

Jaemamando the soul stealer ( Big Bird ) is addicted to chocky milk ( probably I dont Know)

He also treats me nicely

by Tg223P October 8, 2023

Bird Leaf

Bird leaf is a dumb way to say feather

Ryan - look at that bird leaf (while pointing at a feather)

by 8s8s8s8s8s8s8s October 11, 2023

2 birds on the tree

A drunk man seeing 2 birds on a tree

Drunk man: "I'm not drunk, I can clearly see the 2 birds on the tree"
Police: "..There's no bird on the tree, are you a drunk man? This is a classic, a drunk man seeing 2 birds on a tree!"

by Klockoline October 13, 2023

Black Bird

Yoooooo.... That is fucking horrific! You need to watch this 'Good Night World' anime on Netflix immediately. I seriously don't know what the fuck is happening right now.

Hym 😨 "That is fucking horrific! This took and rapid 180! I... I don't know how to even describe it without giving it away I mean you just have to watch it. Holy shit! The Black Bird is terrifying! I didn't think it was going to BE like this man! Shit!"

by Hym Iam October 15, 2023