cheesey bean

A stoner/fumer with an obsession with beans

(kirsty)"ur a cheesey bean yaaar meeeeaaaan" (ross) "ive ad enuff ov ur beans 4 1 night now gimme them quavers!!"

by Bean Head June 12, 2007

bean

When a friend says something incredibly moronic or pointless, which therefore leads to an awkwardness in conversation and general unease. This act is called the act of the bean.

H: "Yeah she was sooo hot"
J: "Soooo hot im sure shes the cause of global warming"
H: "Dude.....bean?"
J: "Definitely bean."
H: "Thank God"

by Harryferads January 16, 2008

lumber beans

Are small beans that are cunfused for lima bean.

"do you like spinach?"
"no ewwie"
"Do you like lima beans?"
"What did you say? Lumber beans?"

by Cody and Mariel Sweet November 19, 2007

Grandpa Bean

A very old mexican man.

Bill isn't that the sweaty grandpa bean we saw jogging the other day.

by Brad Dunlap January 21, 2009

Fish Fingers and Beans

1. A meal commonly eaten by children, pikeys and chavs specifically for its balanced combination of Additives, Sugar and Salt

2. The act of moistening ones fingers in ones partners vagina in order to lubriate the anal passage for the extraction of stubborn sweetcorn.

"Love, you wouldnt mind Fish fingers and Beans tonight would you?"

by waxbutterfly January 24, 2009

smokin' beans

1.the action of literally smoking beans in some sort of pipe 2.the way someone appears 3.in the place of any swear word smoked beans smoke some beans smokin' beans!

1. "Man, I was so messed up last night. I smoked 4 bowls of beans!" "Shit, when'd YOU start smokin' beans?"

2. "Dude, did you just see that chick? She was totally smokin' beans!"

3. "Goddamned pile of smokin' beans!!"

by Dr.Mariah Spungeon December 16, 2008

baked beans.

a person who has reached the age of 57. hence the name Heinze'57'.

baked beans.

Dave: How olds your wife now, mate? Must be getting on a bit now.
Derreck: Baked beans, mate!
Dave: OH Heinze '57' is she?

by Olly Hall October 15, 2008