grappling baby

Noun. A baby that is fired from the birth canal of a woman seeking citizenship in the united states. It is fired over the border fence and then the mother uses the umbilical cord to scale the wall.

Stephen Colbert explained how a grappling baby is fired over a fence on the Colbert Report. - 12-12-11

by AccesiViale December 15, 2011

baby zipper

A woman's vagina.

I tapped that bitches "baby zipper" once, and almost had to unzip it 6 weeks later, i.e. an abortion.

by Meoff first name Jack June 1, 2009

garbage baby

Any baby found in the garbage because some mofo bitch had her a kid and threw it away 'cuz she a ho.

" I dun not want dis here garbage baby so ima get rid 'o it in dis here trash thingy"

by Niggabiggahoppafoo June 16, 2007

Baby Johning

When you roll a spliff and it flops down from the roach.

"Oh SHIT, it's Baby Johning"
"You fucking idiot, that's your third this week!"

by sdubbz99 May 25, 2009

CUD BABY

A cud baby is a piece of feces that has been "inseminated".

Dude, after I got fucked in the ass I gave birth to the nastiest CUD BABY ever!!!

by Buck Futt July 4, 2012

Booty baby

When a guy is doing a girl in her butt and accidentaly gets cum in her vagina, resulting in a pregnancy.

Shit that girl just had her booty baby... poor thing

by Mochithecat October 15, 2018

Shovel Baby

adj. A kid that is ugly as fuck when it was born all the way up to a toddler. Looking like it got hit with a shovel

Look at that picture of that baby, it sure is a Shovel Baby.

by Cody H Jesus Ninja December 15, 2008