April 2nd

This is national cuddle/fuck you girlfriend/boyfriend day. This means you need to cuddle or fuck.

Hey Baby wanna come over?
Yea I can

Okay!! Can we cuddle
No

But it’s April 2nd you have to or we can fuck
Ohhhh okay bet

by Rara/rairai April 01, 2021

April 2nd

If you got a boyfriend/girlfriend on this day, you're probably one of the coolest people on earth, and it's also a sacred day for the Aboriginals in North Russia. Couples in the old North Russia used to wait to get engaged until April 2nd, because they on that day could choose one other to sacrifice to the gods, because of the sacred day. Ps If your names are Silje and Lucas, and y'all get together on this day, it automatically means lifelong blessings, happiness and fire sex for the both of you.

You got together on April 2nd? I better watch my back, before I get sacrificed, haha.

by peewcock April 06, 2023

April 2nd

Kiss your best friend day

April 2nd is kiss your best friend day

by Mlcg1 April 01, 2022

Ass-pound April

Starts on the 1st of April, and ends on April 30. You must ass-pound your partner for 4 hours straight, every day.

Brandon: Ready for Ass-pound April?
Chad: Hell yeah! I be having the bitches pull up!

by SnowyBoardingFish October 31, 2021

April 27

National Give Your Fiancé Head Day. You Have to, It's the Law.

Friend 1- Wow your fiancé is a big POG Chad! What are you doing today?

Friend 2- I'm giving him head today because it's april 27!

by AquaChad April 27, 2021

April 27

The day the biggest bitch the world has ever seen was born. Today is a historic day. This day giizbitch Martell was born.

April 27 is ass

by Fcknigha April 26, 2021

April 27

April 27 is the national buster day. Everyone born in this day are automatically fat and get no hoes and are broke.

Look his name is Jared and he was born in April 27 we know he gets no hoes

by Realtropi March 24, 2023