Wet Hepeople

A vocal group of masculine-identifying individuals who are apparently moist, presumably due to either a) bladder control issues, or b) significant sexual arousal in those lacking a penis. Most easily identified by their use of hashtags that lack the use of capitalisation to distinguish individual words, and their demands that their tiny, nonrepresentative group be allowed to trample the rights of others.

Wet hepeople demand that the election be overturned!

by Umlimo January 16, 2021

wet slammer

A sex act where a male tapes 3 wet hot dogs to his penis and slams it into a girl’s butthole

Hey Tim, Brooke was being a bitch so I gave her a wet slammer.

by Alex Smearman December 6, 2022

The Wet Jake

When a Midget stickers their finger, in their mouth and then removes to getting as much saliva on it as possible.

They then move through your legs running their finger from your crack to your genitals, giggling the whole time.

I cant wait to hang out in a basement and get The Wet Jake.

by Checkoff April 17, 2024

Wet collar crime

Being an illegal alien and doing things like having stolen social security card. Fake workpapers et Federer.

Instead of building a wall they could prosecute all the wet collar crimes going on

by sphixster December 14, 2023

Wet Boogy

When a person sticks their finger in their nose and then puts it in someone’s ear and wiggle it around.

Eww Bobby, did you just give me a wet boogy?!?

by Hot nippies January 16, 2024

Wet

Water is wet and that is that. Peter is gay and his argument is irrelevant. Hello and goodbye. n

“Water is fucking wet” - Me telling the truth

by wtaeriswet January 2, 2018

wet winky

A wet winky is when your asshole otherwise known as your 😜 winky is leaking fluids or is wet for lubrication or other reasons.

Dude 1: bro this chick was eating my ass and then she lubed it up to peg me.

Dude 2: bro you must have had such a wet winky

by Noodle rat August 21, 2022